Hopelessly romantic man of integrity

London
Joined June 2013
if the initial shot is off target on a bank holiday weekend and the attacking player has been at the club for more than five years, the goal stands. Pretty clear to me
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the fat guy from superbad just annihilated me jiu jitsu style
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Matthias Jaissle is going to be incredible, bookmark this ✅
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Replying to @NickyPerks
As long as he can pass protect he can wear a fucking rainbow color tutu
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Quite funny how the Argentina team is basically a who’s who of Premier League hate figures. And then just to really ram the point home there’s Diego Simeone’s actual son
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"have you done that report, really need it by lunch ti..." "...sorry mate, have to catch up on 168 videos of dannyboy83 pacing about a hotel room"
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FIRE VANESSA LACHEY
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People really need to stop trusting AI on the Laws of the Game. Well, AI just generally really.
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today's woke dogs would rather sit at home complaining about fireworks 🙄 the only 'space' they'd go to would be a safe space
68 years ago today, Laika the dog was launched into space by the Soviet Union to become the first animal to orbit the Earth. No plans were made for her return and she died a few hours later due to overheating and stress.
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EXCL🎙️⚫️⚪️ Harvey Barnes’s on this weekends game Vs Nottingham Forest: “You've got to hold and give but do it at the right time, You can be slow or fast but you must get to the line, They'll always hit you and hurt you, Defend and attack,There's only one way to beat them” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿And on his hopes of being in Thomas Tuchels World Cup squad: “Catch me if you can, cause I'm the England man And what you're looking at is the master plan, Three lions on my chest, I know we can't go wrong”
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Q4 eve. Don't forget to leave a glass of Huel and a Zoe cookie out for Steven Bartlett tonight or you won't hit your KPIs 🚀📈💰
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Anthony Gordon re-creating all the iconic Princess Diana hairstyles. #NUFC
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Replying to @ChuckMindenhall
When you think UFC, you think Big Ank. What McGregor meant to UFC in 2015 is what he means to UFC in 2025.
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Eat shit, @BrendanCarrFCC
NEW from DISNEY: Jimmy Kimmel returns Tuesday night. "Last Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on the show to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country.  It is a decision we made because we felt some of the comments were ill-timed and thus insensitive.  We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday."
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watching Tom Skinner's videos after watching Big John's
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Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who says otherwise will be fired
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Replying to @GraceOnFootball
Maybe Parish got the transfer paperwork and wrote "I ❤️ Jesus" on the signature line
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BREAKING🚨 Newcastle United have confirmed that Alexander Isak will NOT receive a Sela Cup runners up medal.
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📊🔎 Wissa Deep dive Yoane Wissa (28) is set to become NUFC’s first major bald signing since Jonjo Shelvey. Shelvey (33) departed back in 2023 leaving the club without a bald player. John Ruddy (38 and also bald) joined last year but has not made an appearance for the Magpies.
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Wissa immediately fits in really well with a large majority of our fanbase too (bald)
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