@FakeBonvoyCEO

PARODY ACCOUNT. Fake CEO of Marriott

United States
Joined January 2019
Seeing conservatives parrot the socialist line of "pay more for imported products to encourage domestic production of goods to give people jobs/better paying jobs in manufacturing to benefit our society as a whole" is kinda weird
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Thanks for blindly parroting our corporate PR, always appreciated!
Marriott Bonvoy® Launches Global Campaign Around How Travel Shapes Us dlvr.it/TJzwzc via @TheBulkheadSeat
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Attention all Marriott front-desk agents, if you see Gary Leff (illustration attached, man in blue) in the lobby, he's probably not a registered guest. viewfromthewing.com/masterin…
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Good review of our JFK hotel. But there's no reason @upgradedpoints needed 2 editors on this piece, right?
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Thank goodness this isn't one of our properties, a live scorpion is way too expensive of a welcome gift, even before the legal payout... Also, I'm glad points bloggers are covering what really matters now. Even if said points blogger has blocked me.
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Big news day, huh Gary Leff? Sensationalist travel bloggers gonna... something.
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lol @garyleff can't handle criticism. This was a cringe video from Gary but he claimed to have donated nicely to ALS so why so offended? cc: @TravelFake @FlyerTalkerinA2 nitter.cf/FakeBonvoyCEO/status/1…
Replying to @garyleff
Sure, let's unearth nearly decade-old video mistakes to explain current situations... youtube.com/watch?v=r2eQh9Ep…
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Finally, I see a relevant ad on Twitter! Calling me a hotelier, that is. Improving guest experience? We already did that by eliminating daily housekeeping, as your door stays cleaner with fewer people touching it!
As a hotelier, wouldn’t you love to have the ability to improve guest experience with a snap of your fingers?

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I'm sure that just like our customer service team, Hyatt's knows how to read DMs without you tweeting that you sent a DM Jamie.
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JetBlue to buy Spirit, to allow JetBlue to add more fights to more destinations.
It's JetBlue after all. Spirit, fresh off jilting Frontier, agrees to new merger deal: bit.ly/3cR4JDv #airlines
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So, it sounds like everyone is happy with our new Marriott Bonvoy Loyalty Program Enhancements today. Yes, enhancements. Enhancement is an increase in value. You will now pay us an increased value of points for your free nights. Enhanced. Boom!
Have you said your daily affirmation of "Bonvoy" today?
No. If you fly private from an FBO, you don't show an ID. Thoughts and prayers to the House Republicans' social media manager who's never gotten to fly private before, and got self-owned in a tweet.
Replying to @ScottGordonDFW
Did they show an ID at the airport?
Remember bloggers, if you received a product or service at no cost, the FTC says you must disclose that when you blog about it.
Oh, no, what's next, TikToker banned from Knights Inn for sharing hack to get f̶r̶e̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶u̶g̶s̶ extra soap?
Spirit Airlines Bans TikToker For Sharing Bag Scam bit.ly/3nukq3s
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