@FactUP

Great facts from good people.

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Joined February 2012
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Headphones on, world off... #AirFi wireless bluetooth headphones = amazing!! #NoWires @MEElectronics bit.ly/NoWiresAF
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Text versions of prank calls and they are funny. RT @DrGoldschwartz: bit.ly/S2NUS3
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Daniel Day-Lewis wanted the role of Vincent Vega in "Pulp Fiction" but Quentin Tarantino turned him down in favor of John Travolta. #Trivia
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Are those trees or hippies? Either way, I need to pee.
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I think Iran just invaded Chinese.
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I KNOW ITS A BONG. But all the cups are in the dishwasher.
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The awkward moment when you're texting in bed and you drop your phone straight onto your face.
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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8 year olds have an iPhone, an iPod, an iPad and a MacBook. When I was 8 I felt cool with my new markers.
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2+2 = fish - 3+3 = eight - 7+7 = triangle - RT if you get it.
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When someone uses their Facebook as a personal diary... bit.ly/N5g90k #ugh
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How I feel about "Bros before Hoes" tmblr.co/Zk7a_uOq6-8n
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Right before I die I'm going to say "I left a million dollars in the......"
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People who don't like bacon cannot be trusted, end of story.
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When a girl ends a conversation with, "k bye" you can be certain you just pissed her off.
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The less you give a damn, the happier you will be.
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If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old.
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Apple was considering making an iPod for kids. But apparently "iTouch kids" didn't sit too well.
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If you never jumped from one couch to the other to save yourself from the lava then you didn't have a childhood.
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You're the reason I have a middle finger.
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