What if Ben Affleck’s only pretending to direct a Batman movie in order to get hostages out of Iran?

I will be assembled at the theater all weekend long with the Avengers. #Marvel

Just watched the "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" trailer, and I'm furious that they cast some old guy as Han Solo. #StarWars

If you're a 90s kid, you probably remember these amazing movies from your childhood! bit.ly/1P8rXOR

Wolf of Wall Street, Anchorman 2 or The Hobbit today?

"SANTA! I know him! I know him!" - Elf

"I dedicate this house to the Griswold Family Christmas." #christmasvacation

"I made my family disappear." - Home Alone

"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!" - A Christmas Story

I can't wait to wake up tomorrow and watch "A Christmas Story" all day.

"You sit on a throne of lies." - Elf

"Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!" - Christmas Vacation

"Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof!" - Home Alone

“Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it’s so good!” - Old School

If you're a #90sKid, you probably remember these amazing movies from your childhood! bit.ly/1cMDu4s

Christmas movies all day today.

"You stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa." - Elf

“If I dressed like that, I’d have to kick my own ass.” - Happy Gilmore

"Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here." - Ghostbusters

"Oh look, a deli meat!" - Heavyweights