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Dear Chinese people, Mbappe is right, Mao Zedong is a dictator and China is a totalitarian state. My name is Diogo Dalot and I play for Manchester United.
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So, @Carra23 dislikes me (and @rioferdy5 ) sticking up for our friend @Cristiano , or as he puts it ‘defending the indefensible.’ Here is the same Jamie Carragher supporting his friend Luis Suarez after he racially abused Patrice Evra:
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one more game
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Bruno Fernandes reveals he’s a massive @TaylorSwift13 fan. 🗣️“I always listen to Taylor Swift before every match day appearance because she gives me that extra motivation. Everyone tells me I’m obsessed with her!” Lets vote for him to win this award here #Swifties 👇🏽
🚨🚨 OFFICIAL!! Bruno Fernandes has been nominated for the Premier League Player of the Season award! #MUFC 🇵🇹❤️
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Patrice Evra: “I really don't understand the lack of support behind Michael Carrick; he's one of us and he's doing very well. There's been negative analysis from Scholesy, but also from Roy Keane and Gary Neville. It annoys me because we want to be in the top four, and those comments are unnecessary. But this is what you do when you work in TV. You can't be positive; you have to be negative. Most of these guys get a managerial job and get fired straightaway. I said to Neville: "It's easy to talk on TV. When you were at Valencia, they asked you for paella, and you gave them fish and chips. People can't forget what they have done as a manager. As players, they're legends, but as managers, they haven't done a great job.”
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They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭
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This sub today:
rooney on for ronaldo now. it doesn't get any easier
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Lowkey think people just using this situation to further their agenda against Arsenal. He messed up but in that moment we all thought Conor Bradley was just time wasting too. He’s apologized, move on.
📲 Gabriel Martinelli on Instagram. ❤️
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Forever grateful to Amorim for selling Garnacho.
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“I don’t think they are ready for a black superstar!” 🗣️ A powerful response from @IanWright0 following Jude Bellingham’s recent criticism in the media. Watch the full conversation now on The Overlap YouTube channel.
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KNOW YOUR PLACE
Mbeumo finds Manchester United's fourth. 4-2.
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So you've got: James Trafford - Chose to come back to City over being a starter at Newcastle, for them to buy a world class GK 2 weeks later and him be benched Wissa - Bought for £50m in the last year of his contract, for him to tear his ACL and likely not play this season at all. £50m literally down the drain. Buonanotte - Mentioned how excited he was to play UCL football, initially left out of Chelsea's UCL squad. Wirtz - 150m with 0 goals, 0 assists so far Isak - Missed out on weeks of football, made the NUFC fan base hate him, possibly cost Sweden multiple games because he wasn't match fit for them But yes, Benjamin Sesko is clearly the worst signing here. 2 goals in 4 starts in the PL so far, looking better every game, is clearly the worst signing here because *checks notes* he signed for Manchester United? Shocking and lazy journalism.
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐭𝐡𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜’𝐬 𝐀𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐲 We asked the game’s dealmakers about: ▪️ Best and worst deals ▪️ Under-the-radar signings that could surprise people ▪️ Will more players go on strike? nytimes.com/athletic/6706776…
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Pep Guardiola haram ball ever since he got 6’9 Donnarumma
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what makes this so funny is you can only imagine how many times he imagined himself scoring the winner in his sleep
🚨THE WHOLE OF STRETFORD END IS CHANTING AGAINST ALEJANDRO GARNACHO!!🤯🇦🇷
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No wonder we lost
🚨 Breaking ⚫️Grimsby Town fielded an ineligible player v Manchester United in the League Cup ⚪️Registration of Clarke Odour was posted at 12:01 day before game (12 is deadline) 💰Club, who self-reported, have been fined £20,000 (£10k suspended) rather than thrown out
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Brother Casemiro, you have one job in a few weeks' time.
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Going from Garnacho being the out-ball to Mbeumo is like one of biggest upgrades we have ever done.
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What if United lose to Grimsby tonight…….
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Cunha, Sesko and Mbeumo joining a team who finished 15th instead of the team with UCL football really shows that Manchester United is the biggest club in England
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