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Dear Chinese people, Mbappe is right, Mao Zedong is a dictator and China is a totalitarian state. My name is Diogo Dalot and I play for Manchester United.
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So, @Carra23 dislikes me (and @rioferdy5 ) sticking up for our friend @Cristiano , or as he puts it ‘defending the indefensible.’ Here is the same Jamie Carragher supporting his friend Luis Suarez after he racially abused Patrice Evra:
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I love how you can tell when someone is stupid and knows nothing about business
Ryan (@bernardooooV3) profile pictureRyan
@bernardooooV3Sep 30
Man City’s owners made one crucial mistake: they used their OWN money to invest in the club. If they’d borrowed that £900m in the club’s name and piled up £1bn+ of debt like Man United’s owners, apparently that would’ve been “sustainable.” One is seen to be sustainable. The other one isn’t. The funny part is which is which.
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Tried aura farming gimmick when walking into the exam hall and left knowing I failed
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Ice spice with all that Patrick Dorgu
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Amorim had casuals think guys like “Anderson” and “Wharton” were better lmao
Khan (@khanmufc_) profile pictureKhan@khanmufc_Aug 30
Kobbie Mainoo vs Ipswich
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“Rants” and “Culturecams” realising they can’t shit on Bruno and United for the clicks from rival fans
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Bruno just put on a all time performance but Culturecams told me he’s shit because he doesn’t have 90% pass completion or shake his ass when dribbling like Cherki😂
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Haven’t cleaned my apartment in over 2 months and went to sleep in my cum stained bed xitter.cf/geekedgoob/status/2091…
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Cancelled a date with a 10 just so I could goon to her IG pics xitter.cf/geekedgoob/status/2091…
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Called in sick at work just so I could goon the whole day xitter.cf/geekedgoob/status/2091…
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Look at all that Dorgu
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@utdbrxyMay 17
one more game
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@exfootballfanMay 14
Bruno Fernandes reveals he’s a massive @TaylorSwift13 fan. 🗣️“I always listen to Taylor Swift before every match day appearance because she gives me that extra motivation. Everyone tells me I’m obsessed with her!” Lets vote for him to win this award here #Swifties 👇🏽
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mufcmpb (@mufcMPB) profile picturemufcmpb
@mufcMPBMay 14
🚨🚨 OFFICIAL!! Bruno Fernandes has been nominated for the Premier League Player of the Season award! #MUFC 🇵🇹❤️
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BRUNO 18 PL ASSISTSSSSSSS WE ARE ALMOST THERE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Declan “plays more games” Rice couldn’t beat a washed City in a final whilst Bruno took down prime City and Ballon D’or Rodri There’s levels to this game
Bruno Fernandes (@B_Fernandes8) profile pictureBruno Fernandes
@B_Fernandes825 May 2024
FA CUP WINNER 🏆
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Arsenal deadass want to give Rice to PFA POTY because he plays more games? We never hear prop about his actual performances and today showed😂😂😂
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@1_2spacesMar 21
Rice will play 5 games (+1 friendly maybe) in the same duration, but yeah let's give the PFA POTY to Bruno.
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Forest 3-0😭😭😭😭
Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) profile pictureTottenham Hotspur
@SpursOfficialMar 22
A message from our captain to you…
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Ndiaye at LW for Manchester United next season will change lives
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Ugarte on fml congrats Bournemouth
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