FPL ranks: 25/26: 86k 😭 24/25: 39k 23/24: 9k 22/23: 11k 21/22: 16k 20/21: 47k

Joined January 2021
Nkunku's free kick pedigree worth considering if Premier League teams stop using walls.
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87 takes me up to just inside the top 80k thanks to Haaland triple captaincy.
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In America the president threatens you with healthcare
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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Did someone throw a piano at a water cannon? The French know how to riot
Este manifestante Frances es mi puto ídolo!!
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The joy of a green arrow on a Sunday evening with one left to play.
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Larry Ellison’s TikTok has shut down the promotional account for Alex Gibney’s Elon Musk documentary. theverge.com/tech/1013453/ti…
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I'm not saying Jaissle is totally out of ideas, but Dan Burn is playing as a striker..
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Manzambi is going to get really popular soon in FPL. 2 goals and 3 (including penalty win) assists across the Prem and UCL in 3 starts. 0.70 xGI vs Brentford (84 mins), 0.60 vs Spurs (71 mins). This week isn't even a bad starting point, as Newcastle are trash.
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Ndiaye robbing us TCers of a huge Haaland haul
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Rogers and Palmer should have both been sent off today.
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Rogers on for DC points if he isn't sent off first.
Hoping for DCs from my Chelsea players today. All they are getting imho.
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Hoping for DCs from my Chelsea players today. All they are getting imho.
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Been sent a leak in my PMs. My GF says there is an issue with the sink and I need to stop tinkering with my FPL team.
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Luke is excellent at predicting the City lineups.
Late change as Gvardiol appears to be not starting based on leaks. No clue for that CM position. GL #EnvisageEnzo
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Rank: 240k 3/4 FTs used: DCL, Rogers & Van Hecke in for Wissa, Szobo & Tarkowski. TC on Haaland, barring leaks.
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If only there were warning signs.
EXCLUSIVE: Elon Musk approached Donald Trump with the idea of slowing down Starlink in Ukraine, The Telegraph can reveal. The billionaire tech entrepreneur approached the US president with the proposal to introduce speed limits on the system, which hampered Ukraine’s drone defences, according to four sources familiar with the discussions. 🔗 telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
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Trump: The Iran war will end very soon. It’s going to end very soon. As soon as I want it to end, it’ll end.
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What an incredible night for David Cameron.
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Manzambi is going to get really popular soon in FPL. 2 goals and 3 (including penalty win) assists across the Prem and UCL in 3 starts. 0.70 xGI vs Brentford (84 mins), 0.60 vs Spurs (71 mins). This week isn't even a bad starting point, as Newcastle are trash.
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81 points keeps me just inside the top 3k but rushing my wildcard has cost me a bit...almost all my players play on Wednesday next time... I will bring in Haaland and a Tuesday midfielder. Have also considered the limitless.
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Liverpool found there level then, UEFA Conference League.
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