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Another good GW but DCL scoring means that i am now down 21 points + a FT on my JP -> Barry FT in GW5 Brutal swing but thats just FPL ig
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Its beautiful. Still annoyed at Gab -3 points at 2.5% EO tho
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Gabriel 12 DCs + 0.38 xGI Robbed off 3 bones bec of a nonsensical BCM
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How is that a fucking Gabriel BCM man Fuck off
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Wissa -> JP Roll to 3 FTs
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People owned Hall over JPVH on WC for +0.1 TV Fairs.
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Just want to recall this legendary tweet
Took about ten years for people to accept ‘variance’ for in-game output, maybe in another ten years we’ll get there for mins too.
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People who started JP acting like he wasnt a doubt to start/wasnt a cameo risk I would say you guys got lucky with that minutes outcome myself 👍
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Misses an open goal now I CANT MAN I FUCKING CANT FUCK RIGHT OFFFFFF
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Misses an open goal now I CANT MAN I FUCKING CANT FUCK RIGHT OFFFFFF
Barry good for the xG rank JP -> Barry might be the worst thing that ever happened to me
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Barry good for the xG rank JP -> Barry might be the worst thing that ever happened to me
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Roll to 3 Bring the IB back
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The good old NL solver variations tree is back @fplreview 🐐
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Omar 🇵🇸 retweeted
• Went toe to toe without their squad depth or their spending • Lost two titles by 1.1cm and one unpunished handball • Held a winning head-to-head record • 3 UCL finals in the same era, knocking them out along the way • Won 3 of 4 against them in their Centurions season • Chased a quadruple they never managed • Won every trophy available 18 months before they did All this while prime Manchester City were constructed by cheating and shouldn't have existed. Pep over Klopp argument is officially dead. Klopp was robbed of a dynasty at Liverpool
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Omar 🇵🇸 retweeted
Man City’s lawyer winning 1 out of the 115 charges
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Shite GW but delighted with the lucky start to the season and the decision making process so far. The logic behind the Barry FT was saying worst case i have used a ~1.5 EV FT if JP is back by GW6 and best case JP gets reduced mins/cameos in GW6 or is out for longer than we expect. Money ITB flexibility was also another driver for the move as i now can move MDC to a 5m defender/Sangare when needed , Wissa can become JP in 8 or Haaland -> JP as part of the Bruno switch in 12. Now its time to enjoy a break from this satanic game.
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I think taking this game seriously might have been a wrong life decision
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Fucking Gross goal He is disgusting
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JPVH doing JPVH things Never in doubt.
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Just give me the Gross pen G tmrw and let me die
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