FPL old head, pseudonymised bird 🦜 Stats + context. @fplreview Elite 1000. Hanging out on the various all-time lists, just about.

Joined March 2021
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I'll be at a work team thing and possibly drunk at deadline so just this once I might need to copy the transfers of someone with the same team. So probably @mehl_fpl or @macondor, not sure I've seen anyone else with a similar team.
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Play well and get lucky, same as it ever was
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Apropos of nothing: respecting people's privacy is crucial, and something that is very important, to me
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For those who don’t know, this is Bryan Mbeumo, #MUFC forward
My Szobo replacement if he survives another round of UCL.
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Good GW, 130k -> 75k. Which means Markku is somewhere between 75k and first. 👍
Was gonna post my team and transfers but it’s literally exactly this, and I’m ranked 130k. Markku just built different I’m afraid
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There's a guy in the Bullet Wisdom discord who accidentally bought mins-and-injury-risk Van de Ven instead of defcon/xGI-accumulating review-darling Van Hecke. Genuinely looking forward to tuning into Spurs this evening and cheering when VDV inevitably scores. It is written.
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Replying to @macondor
How do we even know he's in his house - he's using a greenscreen! I see only one possible explanation remaining. There are just too many coincidences here for my liking.
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NB if you care about FPL to the extent that you kind of stalk, or tbh pay even more than passing attention to content creators in this manner, you badly need to log off and go outside. It literally does not matter, at all
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Was gonna post my team and transfers but it’s literally exactly this, and I’m ranked 130k. Markku just built different I’m afraid
GW7: Wissa -> DCL (1/3 FT) OR: 88k
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Because people keep asking: while we used the same basic approach of bunching teams together in the lineup, mine is strangely an exact mirror of Markku’s with Arsenal & DCL on the left of the image, Brighton & Haaland on the right. Really hope this doesn’t come back to bite me
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Not sure what OR mehl is but he’s scattered his plays with ZERO regard for team jersey colour so I’m assuming 1m+
GW7 Wissa -> DCL 1/3 FTs spent, gl
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Mañana miles de niños en el recreo van a intentar hacer esto y 5% acelerarán su primera rotura de menisco. Es hermoso
This is the most beautiful gif ever
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Wayne Rooney great (and fairly scathing) on Ronaldo here: “It comes for every player. You have to finish international football, club football. Unfortunately he’s not dealing with it well. It’s getting uncomfortable to see.”
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It's one of life's great reliefs that Messi definitively put this deeply stupid 'debate' to bed before either of them retired. It's all fairly settled now, I know, but there were genuinely years when people properly argued this guy was better. Painful
Cristiano Ronaldo has no doubts about his place in the GOAT debate 👀🐐
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GW6: 78 points, green to 130k. A measly 3 FTs, one of them likely used to yeet Wissa. ✌️🦜
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Wow. Kind of regretting hopping off the WC1 strategy now. 👇
Replying to @macondor
WC0 undefeated
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Incredible how beneficial the early wildcard has been for TV, and we haven't even finished GW6. And this is just from WC3 - imagine what it could've been like had I played it it GW2, or even GW1? Amazing stuff.
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Logging back in after the IB. Should’ve been more aggressive in GW2, a lesson for next year.
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Love the IB
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Best thing about this is how Parrot looks up, does a kind of 🤷‍♂️ gesture when he realises he's got literally zero support, so just waltzes through and does it alone 🦜
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