Attention @F3Metro! Thursday 5:30 @edstavernclt is the 1 year anniversary of Thirsty Third Thursday. Be there.
@F3Metro don’t be a sissy tomorrow. If Tay Tay can swag surf when it’s -4°, you can get your ass to #bandit when it’s 18°.
YHC on Q. @joedimatteo @TheNickFoy @bmac29
@f3_skyline was DR but no off days for Latta. MLF and Brooks managed to get dropped in the first minute, @JohnOgburn knee didn’t explode, Sausage and YHC got the no sleeves memo & Speedo joined from Chicago
Check out my run on Strava.
strava.app.link/eIEplI86Psb
This is your 2-day pre-blast so you can plan your week accordingly.
After 2 years, YHC will be handing off the reigns to @F3Metro’s premier bootcamp this weds.
I’m calling my own number one more time. Come out and support your boy @joedimatteo and witness the epic handoff
5 yrs ago tomorrow @F3_ReddFoxx convinced me to try his new workout cult @F3Metro with an “easy” Bootcamp at freedom park.
@bmorton36 was on Q and we did the Regicide, of course. 5 years later and +200 #bandits attended, it’s still miserable.
YHC on Q. Guess what we’ll do?
His favorite pick-up line in college was “hey girl, you want to go under center?”
He’s @F3Metro’s TP @braxtonsnyder and he’s your Q at #bandit tomorrow.
Come here him try to explain why this article isn’t weird at all
sbnation.com/platform/amp/20…
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And they said it couldn’t be done.
Check out my run on Strava.
strava.app.link/Z1duf0E2lmb
@F3Metro
Me: …let’s google “Screech Christmas” for a good meme for my #bandit pre-blast for tomorrow
Internet: here you go
vice.com/amp/en/article/5gjg…
Also, if you haven’t donated to #give2give
1. @bmac29 is going to find you and knee cap you
2. Look at your Strava for November (or use your fingers and toes like @F3Doobie) and consider $1 or $5 for each post.
Every $ helps, or so @slaughterF3 says when he flies 1st class
@daniel_quaranta brought em out and dropped some knowledge. 20 pax, give or take. @tom_d_ellis made his annual appearance. @bmac29 brought some flyers. If someone finds a lost husky dog with no name on the greenway, hit up @joedimatteo
It appears that I was the Q. Fun was had by 15. Hit the always miserable mega-deck for a change of pace. @F3_ReddFoxx @bjosie280 @BrianHydrick @F3Freeloader @TheNickFoy @joedimatteo @f3curly
TAPs for @F3Valdez 2.0 on her journey across the Atlantic
Pax 1: you heard about this MAF stuff?
Pax 2: naw, what is it?
Pax 1: you like, run slow and it helps you run fast
Pax 2: ha, sounds like fake news
Pax 1: yea, he loves it
Pax 2: huh?
@F3Metro come to #bandit to see the MAF master @F3_FakeNews take the governor off
