Christian, Husband, Father, Son - teacher & Chicago sports fan - F3 Junction’s Bartman
Roseville, CA
Joined November 2020
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Thinking of the conversations Mike Ditka is having today with Todd O’Connor and Bob Swerski…
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"If God had wanted man to play soccer, He wouldn't have given us arms."
- Mike Ditka
RIP to a legend
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“You’re 45, so it’s time to get a colonoscopy.”
Cold. Impersonal. Uninspiring.
“Two score and five autumns have cooled your brow, so we must search your corn-maze for haunts.”
Mysterious. Fun. Seasonal.
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Dads ought to rise before their family and sharpen their body, mind, & spirit
Men will be pulled in various directions throughout the day leaving little to no time for personal development
Fill your tanks first, you can’t serve from and empty saucer
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I swear, if they try to cancel Dolly Parton, I'm going to war. She's a national treasure, a human treasure, a living saint in sequins.
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Want to rep one of the game’s biggest stars? 🌟
We’re giving away a signed Pete Crow-Armstrong jersey! Repost and reply for your chance to win.
ALT A white pinstriped Pete Crow-Armstrong Cubs jersey with his signature on the jersey number. No purchase necessary. Enter by 11:59 PM on 8/4/26. Rules: atmlb.com/SweepstakesRules
A day on the links with Pete Crow-Armstrong, talking competition, fans, and big moments ⛳
(MLB x @Gatorade)
Misinformation by the @FBI, for example. Oh, & everyone’s common sense.
@AandGShow
Virus researchers — who are familiar with lab accidents and how research on coronaviruses is conducted — say there is virtually zero chance that the novel coronavirus was released as result of a lab accident, despite misinformation being circulated.
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🚨PCA Jersey Giveaway🚨
In honor of PCA's 2nd All-Star Game, we're giving away his jersey to one lucky follower.
To enter;
-Like & Retweet this tweet
-Follow @JAYChi_Cubs
-Comment "Go Cubs Go"
*Extra entries in thread
Winner announced 7/17.
*Make sure it's us if selected*
My wife texted me from work…
Her…Are you watching that new serial killer documentary on Netflix?
Me…I am…just started episode 3
Her…Great, pause it at 21 minutes and 8 seconds
Me…Ok, paused, it’s at the crime scene in the living room
Her…Right! Do you see the blood spatter on the wall near the fireplace?
Me…Yeah, it’s pretty gruesome
Her…Look just to the left of the fireplace mantle…do you see where the natural light is hitting the wall?
Me…Yes
Her…That’s the exact shade of sage green I want for the guest bathroom