Your culture doesnโt matter. Your race doesnโt matter. Your wealth doesnโt matter.
What matters is the condition of your soul, and the decisions you make within this lifetime to determine its trajectory.
My petty neuroticism is such that the tiny, virtually imperceptible dot of a dent Iโve recently noticed next to the keyboard of my MacBook is driving me insane.
Whenever anything like this happens, I canโt not be distracted by the awareness of its existence, even if peripheral.
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"We're here to understand why fragrant steam was emanating from your jacket on the N12 bus last night."
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If I was gay ie a bottom I would be the most flagrantly abrasive power bottom in the entire world. I would be femme and smell of hibiscus and frankincense 24/7 and steal the heart of the husband of any woman who dared cross me.
Making me straight is proof Allah does love women.
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"Thank you for asking. Most of our songs went 'twang, ping, tiddly om pom' but some went 'um chigga boom whaka'."
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Take the hammer and sickle out of your display name. Marxism is a eurocentric ideology as shown by all Marxist states adopting western science, philosophy, and aesthetics. And by the fact that Marx viewed most forms of colonialism, including in India, as historically progressive.
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Thank fuck, that halfpipe on the way to Asda is always a bastard
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The immortal โworking class playwrightโ sketch from Monty Pythonโs Flying Circus. Comedy gold.




















