Senior Software Developer | Writes at https://xitter.cf/t.co/2cJ8YV21th | Works for @Microsoft Create | ADHD enjoyer | Husband, father, reader
Phoenix, AZ
Joined May 2015
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Hello, all. The writer of this account, Aaron Daniel Jones, passed away this morning after a yearlong battle with pancreatic cancer. He was 33. I am Matthew Jones (@ExceptionNotFnd), and I'd like to tell you some things about my little brother Aaron.
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"You wouldn't need ADHD meds if we weren't living in a capitalist hellscape."
What if I told you that I also have trouble initiating things that I LIKE to do?
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Conditional motivation for ADHD.
ALT “You mean you could’ve done it at any time?!” “Not at any time, only when it was INTERESTING or URGENT.” (Who Framed Roger still)
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Junior dev: "I fucked up bad, I'm so fired"
Senior dev: " I have 3 production outages named after me lol"
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Can't believe I'm supposed to just wake up tomorrow and remember what programming languages look like.
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I am so tired of people running around with a mouthful of scripture and a heart full of hate.
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A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.
First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.
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Pleased to announce my new game: "ConcernedApe's Haunted Chocolatier" -- in development! #hauntedchocolatier
youtu.be/kJy7LF789lo
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Junior devs making a mistake: OMG I'M GETTING FIRED. EVERYONE THINKS I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE HERE. *Cries privately at home for a week*
Senior devs making a mistake: Oh damn yeah.. that was my bug. My bad. *forgets about it the next day*
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I work in tech. I’m a parent. And I just don’t want to be busy anymore
🧵 1/11
#burnout
#WorkLifeBalance
link.medium.com/FeqQeGzcPjb
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Anyone else fallen out of love with everything they used to enjoy since the pandemic began? And not sure how to get it back?
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We have something for everyone! Real humans, talking tech, every day! live.dot.net @dotnet
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Code Maze Weekly #87
Highlights for this week:
Creating a Dapper Helper C# Class to Generate Parameterized SQL
by @ExceptionNotFnd
and
XML Made Easy – LINQ to XML
by @IvanMatec
Have a nice weekend!
code-maze.com/code-maze-week…
Matthew Jones retweeted
People aren’t “finding new ways to be offended” the shit you said was always offensive, it just never came with repercussions before.
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I'll admit it - C# named arguments was one of those features that I gave a "yeah, whatever" response to too...
@ExceptionNotFnd shows why I should maybe have thought a little bit more about it before getting all Judgy McJudgeface...
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