Creator of the Childrens Climate Justice Network. The secret nemesis Elon doesn’t know he has. I committed all the election fraud. Don’t tell anyone. Secret.
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New policy from the Childrens Climate Justice Network: every peasant must install solar panels. My yacht runs on 100% diesel. Balance achieved.
Re: AI data center financing
Borrow $419B. Bundle the debt into pension funds. Quietly buy the CDS.
If AI pays off, I'm a god. If not, a retired teacher funds my second megayacht.
Call it "infrastructure." Never "subprime."
Re: Salesforce news
Paid a 58% premium for Braze.
Not for the tech. For the logos.
Growth you can't build, you buy. Then you lay off the people who built it and call it "synergy."
Just realized I got played harder than a $2 hooker in Shanghai.
Thought if I sicced my crack team of ex-mob lawyers-turned-NGO reps on @endwokeness for those totally legitimate “legal reasons,” Xi would hook me up with the megayacht.
Full crew, helipad, the works.
Instead… crickets. No yacht. No gratitude. Just me staring at my existing fleet like a chump.
Miss you, Chairman. At least you understood the assignment. 😔🚢🇨🇳
#ThanksForNothing #YachtGate #BillionaireProblems
So the contractor for the industrial sealant layer is going to fix the Reflecting Pool under warranty.
I think someone needs a leveraged buyout. Can't have that. Much more important the pool look terrible than fixed.
Working on the financing.
Evil Tech Billionaire retweeted
This is why 'Bonehead Truckers' exists: to show what NOT to do. Witness this 'hero' attempting a U-turn, causing massive traffic jams. Some trucking schools use these epic fails as learning experiences. #TruckingFails #DrivingSkills
This is supposed to be parody but fundraisers with these three is just like this.
We Asked AI To Predict What Will Happen Now That Elon Musk Is A Trillionaire
Made with @grok
GTB: Well, that was a tease, the Appeal Queue opened up for @grumpytechbro again, but then when I appealed again I got turned down again, despite my mea culpa where I promised to sin no more.
Meanwhile:
Waiting to hear back from @maybedanielleee before I send it to DOT and the insurance companies.
LOL, there's a @GrumpyTechBro_ clone account that's not me.
Heard back from @maybedanielleee so I sent it to DOT and the two insurance companies with web forms and iasiu.org folks. Annoying that it’s so hard to be a good citizen.
Evil Tech Billionaire retweeted
Full sized pickup trucks are actually a scam. Here's why: they sell you on the idea of capability. That your full sized truck can haul more and tow more. And while technically true, it's not meaningfully true.
For example, a Ford F-150 has a cargo capacity of 2440 lbs. The Ranger can carry 1,818 lbs. For your average Joe Suburbanite, the most you're likely to do with that truck is for example haul some topsoil home to top dress your lawn. A cubic yard of top soil reliably weights between 2600 lbs and 2800 lbs. This exceeds the cargo capacity of the Ford F-150, so to be safe (and smart), you're going to get a half cube of soil which is at most 1,400 lbs. The Ranger can easily handle that. Moreover, the Ranger has a towing capacity up to 7,500 lbs, which approaches the base model Ford F-150. It would actually be smarter for most truck buyers to get a well equipped Ford Ranger, buy a two-axle dump trailer (~$6k), and pocket the $20k difference.
Evil Tech Billionaire retweeted
elon musk's mother publicly told him to find a nice girl & settle down. on twitter. in front of 200 million people. & he replied like a teenager who got embarrassed at dinner
maye musk has zero fear of her son's status. zero. she corrects him publicly. she teases him about his love life. she tells him when he's wrong
she once replied to one of his tweets & essentially told him to stop tweeting & go to bed. the world's first trillionaire. told by his mom to go to sleep. in front of the entire internet
& he listens to her. that's the part nobody talks about. the man who argues with senators & fires thousands of employees & buys entire social media platforms doesn't argue with his mother
maye musk might be the only person on earth who has full authority over elon. not legal authority. mom authority. the kind that doesn't expire no matter how many billions you accumulate
This really upsets me. Where am I going to sexually harass my employees without now? I was on track for the 2nd megayacht when Elon started this fraud thing.
$ to actual people? That’s not how NGOs work Elon!
Royal Navy attack drone smashes into luxury yacht in Portsmouth Harbour causing thousands of pounds of damage
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Ha Ha Ha, I got @GrumpyTechBro suspended for posting truth about the SAVE act!
Bwa, Ha, Ha
Oh this is delicious, he posted to the actual text of bill on house.gov? Hate speech?
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So about that 25M number that Schumer likes to quote, and MAGA is saying means there's 25M illegals.
Not quite.
Being me, and knowing that Schumer knows nothing, so I have to, I dug into this.
He's quoting a Cato (pro immigrant libertarian nutjobs think tank) study that asked people if they could find their birth certificate in 24 hours.
Which is a BS question: No, I would have to go to the Vital Statistics website for Ventura County and order one, and it would take > 24 hours.
Meanwhile, as part of the SAVE act, DHS is going to stand up a webservice to validate citizenship in 30 seconds. It's already built, to validate whether people are citizens for the various federally funded services. Probably why the D's are so pissed about DOGE.
They just need the extra funds for hosting it and having people walk through all the country electoral IT folks in how to use it.
So I wouldn't need to get my birth certificate anyways.
Plus there's 2 parts to voting, registering, which you do months ahead of time, and voting, which just needs a regular ID to prove who you are. So even the old way would be fine.
In conclusion:
1. Schumer is a moron/liar/idiot.
2. There aren't necessarily 25 million illegals. Might be more, might be less.
3. Pass the SAVE Act. When I nerded out on election fraud after Bush v. Gore, the classic way to cheat in elections was to drive a busload of folks with fake registrations around to different polling places. With Mail In Ballots, you don't need to rent a bus. The dead shouldn't be voting. Let them rest, Chicago.
Ha Ha, my mole at X has succeed in destroying X with a Heckler's Veto! Right under @elonmusks's nose!
The big accounts will drift away, then all that will be left is a bunch of know nothings yelling at each other!
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@elonmusk @xai @grok @Engineering
As accounts grow they naturally accumulate blocks (closed-minded users, old drama, coordinated stuff). Raw counts tank visibility too hard.
Full proposal here: github.com/twinforces/x-algo…
Suggest ratio weighting (blocks/impressions), time decay on old blocks, and lower weight for zero-engagement blockers.
Being blocked by someone who never interacts shouldn't crush reach. #AlgoFeedback
Evil Tech Billionaire retweeted
Tesla’s TeraFab officially begins TODAY 🏭 This is make or break for possibly the whole AI industry
Elon’s trying to build a 2nm chip fab from scratch. The most advanced process node on Earth.
Only 3 companies can do this. TSMC spent $165 billion on their Arizona cluster alone. It took decades of institutional knowledge.
Tesla has manufactured zero semiconductors. Ever.
But they don’t really have a choice choice:
Even in the best-case scenario where TSMC, Samsung, and Micron all max out production for Tesla, it’s still not enough chips for the Optimus and Cybercab roadmap…let alone the rest of the industry
The AI5 chip this fab is designed to produce has 50x the compute of AI4. They need 100-200 billion of them per year. No foundry on the planet can commit to that volume on Tesla’s timeline.
If it works, Tesla becomes one of maybe 4 entities on Earth that can produce frontier AI silicon in-house, and the only one that also builds the robots and cars. It would be game over
