@EvilHaskellTips

go forth, my statically typed minions. Eval! Apply!

Joined January 2014
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Tom Sydney Kerckhove@kerckhove_tsMay 20
Replying to @lucasMnts
yeah if you get stuck, you can just fix error
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Mark@mwotton4 Nov 2025
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Mark@mwotton6 May 2023
We must treasure our few gregarious programmers
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Mark@mwotton24 Feb 2023
cursed thought i can't exorcise
José Manuel Calderón Trilla (@jmct.bsky.social)@josecalderon24 Feb 2023
True friendship is when they're willing to tell it to you straight:
My friend saying "I'm sorry Jose, but laziness was a mistake"

ALT My friend saying "I'm sorry Jose, but laziness was a mistake"

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Dmitrii Kovanikov
@ChShersh2 Feb 2022
I've seen cursed #Haskell code I can't understand🥲 So, this happened even after many years... Anyone can explain how it works?
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Mark@mwotton28 Dec 2021
One of the distinctive features of Haskell programming is the contemplative experience of waiting for the linker. Yield not to the siren song of fast feedback cycles, you should have known your code would work before you compiled it.
Michael Snoyman@snoyberg27 Dec 2021
Trying out the mold linker, happy with the speed increase so far. Thank you @rui314! github.com/rui314/mold
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{...} Phil de Joux@philderbeast29 Dec 2020
Replying to @EvilHaskellTips
Estranged type families.
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Replying to @jship__ @rob_rix @mwotton @jkachmar @avi_press @kmett @shajra @mitchellsalad @importantshock @jfischoff @sclv
P is for Prelude, partial and problematic Q is for Data.Queue, for ordering automatic
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Jason Shipman@jship__8 Mar 2019
#Haskell game: See how many commits you can sneak into a codebase where instead of just using 1 'const', you use some larger, odd number of them. Something tasteful, like 'const const const const const' should do it.
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Mark@mwotton9 Sep 2018
Maybe he's right...
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Mark@mwotton1 Sep 2018
Replying to @ChiefScientist
Wouldn't a tail call optimisation necessarily kill their dad and live in his house?
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0ch4rl3s.nfo@acid225 Aug 2018
Replying to @EvilHaskellTips
Free dom -> Yeah Right
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Buddha@rockstar_buddha19 Aug 2017
Trying to devise a set of rules for life is like writing a parser for all date formats. Such futile efforts can only bring pain.
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Mark Hopkins@antiselfdual12 May 2017
Replying to @istathar @afcowie @thsutton
Infix type operators are an advanced language feature and have the potential to confuse. Prefer
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ZOMG the first copy of my self-published book just arrived! – at Austin, TX
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Mark@mwotton20 Jul 2015
if you havin' lock problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but <thread blocked indefinitely in an MVar operation> – at Ypsilanti, MI
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Replying to @EvilHaskellTips
@EvilHaskellTips use Coercible to auto-lift stuff inside a monad transformer. HT @seanparsons
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Parametricity@parametricity23 Jan 2015
(~.~<.~>\\+.) :: (Profunctor p, Functor f) => (a -> f b) -> p b r -> f (p a r) This operator clearly specifies what it does in the type.
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Haskell CEO@HaskellCEO12 Feb 2015
These fools from engineering sit around debating whether to do things lazily and I'm stuck explaining to our partners why nothing gets done.
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Haskell CEO@HaskellCEO12 Feb 2015
These jerk-offs actually *admit* they're ARGUING SEMANTICS. Unfuckingbelievable.
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