The official humor publication of the University of Michigan.

Ann Arbor, MI
Joined March 2010
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Did you vote yet @UMich? 2019-2020 Accolades Awards LITERARY ARTS nominees: The Every Three Weekly The Michigan Gayly: LGBTQ+ Issues Writer to Writer SHEI Magazine Blank Space Workshop What the F magazine Lloyd Scholars for Writing and the Arts Vote here artsatmichigan.umich.edu/pro…
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Who made you laugh this year, @Umichstudents? 2019-2020 nominees for Accolades Awards in COMEDY or IMPROV: 🤣 The Every Three Weekly 😝ComCo 🤪 Midnight Book Club 😆 Gargoyle Humor Magazine The @Umich community is invited to vote in 18 categories! artsatmichigan.umich.edu/pro…
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I love my former paper so effin much keep killin it @Every3Weekly 🍺📰 everythreeweekly.com/2020/02…
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5 times the brooklyn nets played basketball
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4 service dogs
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Great show last night with some creative student storytellers. 1st, @BurgerFIND_pod hosts @gac_zelfand & @mmgaudin chat about a campus mystery. Then @Every3Weekly honchos @SnoozyWeiss & @peterjflan review the year in faux news. The full link: soundcloud.com/wcbn/j-word-4… #TheJWord
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me 4 yrs ago: why is what most schools refer to as "spring semester" called "winter semester" at @UMich? me walking to my last class ever as it snows: okay i see it now
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Update: saw sedaris wall into the theatre, whispered “your work is the reason I write” into my collar and ran away. BEST DAY EVER
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reading my thesis advisor's notes on my rough draft like: everythreeweekly.com/2018/03…
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Monday is my last ever @Every3Weekly pitch meeting and I feel fine about it and I am totally not playing MASH on this white board! everythreeweekly.com/2018/03…
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People who examine the Founders' intent when it comes to gun control need to consider the fact that the author of the Second Amendment was 5'4", less than 100lbs, and may have been *overcompensating* for something... @Every3Weekly everythreeweekly.com/2013/11…
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gonna get "I have to chill" tattooed on my forearm bc I have to chill
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"Similarly, the country’s night owls are eager to watch hockey games at 4 a.m. only to view the same exact game in prime time the next day." everythreeweekly.com/2018/01…
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Excited to see which genuine human emotion will be exploited to sell a crossover vehicle this year
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Breaking: Tom Brady Has All-Time Great Performance in Loss, Forced to Go Home With Gisele Bündchen @Every3Weekly
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Did they hire a new Barron?
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Accidentally all of the editors ended up together in front of a TV for the #SOTU and now we have to tweet about it. Follow along. xitter.cf/every3weekly/status/95…
Watching the State of the Union tonight? Why bother?! We'll be live tweeting it here so YOU don't have to!
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