The official humor publication of the University of Michigan.

Ann Arbor, MI
Joined March 2010
The University of Michigan’s best-smelling humor publication is now its best-smelling Instagram account too. Follow The Every Three Weekly (@every3weekly) on Instagram for the latest, breaking fake news. instagram.com/every3weekly/
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Glad to see our grounded, hard-hitting journalism is finally reaching an audience of truth-telling patriots. Thank you for doing your part to tell the real story, Wendell. More on this story: everythreeweekly.com/2021/04…
NEW: Biden refuses to disclose info about two loan agreements he allegedly executed with James Biden for a total of $240K “Is this what ‘the most transparent administration in history’ is supposed to look like?” @GOPoversight asks breitbart.com/politics/2023/… via @BreitbartNews
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Blue Bucks Reach Parity With The U.S. Dollar For The First Time In Two Decades bit.ly/3CO0Bhx
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Professor’s Entire Life Revealed After Temporarily Sharing iPad Home Screen bit.ly/3w3q6aK
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Nation Readies For Tradition Of Seeing Extended Family In Pajamas bit.ly/3YP3Tus
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New Tattoo Embroiled In Controversy At Family Holiday bit.ly/3WpIhD4
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BREAKING: Santa To Put Carbon Credits Instead Of Coal In Naughty Kids’ Stockings This Year bit.ly/3Vo7ufO
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Crippled, Impoverished Victorian Boy Somehow Holds Secret To True Meaning Of Christmas bit.ly/3jveYk8
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OPINION: “I’m So Much More Than A ‘Nepotism Baby’” By The Great-Granddaughter Of An Irish Potato Farmer Who Just Ordered Fries At Wendy's bit.ly/3C1qfiy
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Computer Science Passion Project Crumbles To Pieces After Grandma Asks What An App Is bit.ly/3HOaKhl
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Kid On Baking Show Whose Cake Fell Taking It Like Real Fucking Loser bit.ly/3WrVfQy
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Apple Announces Carbon Neutral Child Labor By 2050 bit.ly/3YkVrCT
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Tiny Home Couple Reveals Not-So-Tiny Divorce Settlement bit.ly/3BxAieJ
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BREAKING: FINAL GRADES, DECEMBER EDITION DROPPING
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OPINION: This Is Just Like Hogwarts! By A Freshman Witnessing Law Quad, Hippogriff Attack bit.ly/3TqbKdZ
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Midterm Elections Ask Voters To Decide Fate Of Democracy And Also Pick Guy Who Runs The Snow Plows bit.ly/3htdo15
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Gmail Schedule Send Successfully Tricks Professors Into Thinking You Professional, Responsible Early-Riser bit.ly/3FaPEsg
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Friend Telling You To Put Away Money For Retirement Can’t Put Away Dish In Dishwasher bit.ly/3z4YbZZ
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Product Of 900 Years Of Inbreeding Unsure Why His Fingers Look Like That bit.ly/3zoBwIv
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Dusty Cheerio Found In Dorm Closet Reminds Student Of Those Who Came Before bit.ly/3MLvV4i
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