Joined January 2009
If anyone received a DM from me about some shitty sunglasses, please ignore it. Some prick in WY hacked my account
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I don't know who named fruit leather but they really fucked up
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Apparently @AardwolfBar and @VUbrew aren't celebrating #MikeEaster. Or they are... Either way, they won't sell me beer today.
The first rule of Mike Easter is to talk about Mike Easter all day but not tell anyone what you're celebrating #MikeEaster
Mike Easter = St Patrick's Day + Treat Yo'self Day #MikeEaster
It's Mike Easter! You probably don't know what that is but feel free to celebrate too! #MikeEaster
Why don't ties come in different lengths? Tall guys with fat necks are walking around looking like 1950's vacuum salesmen. #patentpending
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Replying to @UberFacts
Well...shit. Explains a lot. @UberFacts "Babies born in August are more likely to have a tough time in school."
Great. Google Places/Local/Etc has yet another new name. But might actually be usable now... localsearchforum.catalystema…
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Found a local lawyer's website on a PBN site from a Fiverr blast. Really want to contact them and offer my services...
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I hate when I hear facts like "a group of ___ is called ___". I'm just going to call them "a lot of ____". Otherwise I'd sound like a douche
I can sum up in two words why breathalyzer apps don't decrease alcohol consumption like developers want you to think: Drinking game