Jack of all trades; master of pun. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇸 Represented by Ziggurat. Business Enquiries: EvanEdinger@gmail.com

London, England
Joined April 2009
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The world you were born into no longer exists
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Evan Edinger retweeted
"I don't mind trans people, I just don't want their existence shoved down my throat" Brother, it's conservatives shoving trans people down your throat. They can't shut the fuck up about them. It's every political podcast, rally, and advertisement. It's all they think about.
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Having read this full article, it must be ragebait. Random freelance journalist with hilariously daft takes. Strongly considering doing a full video breaking it down as it’s so hilariously bad
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Evan Edinger retweeted
SNEAKO 🇺🇸
@sneakoOct 18
Niggas in Paris are exploding the Eiffel Tower because baguettes cost too many euros but in America we do the cha cha slide for the Epstein files make it make sense
Demonstrators dancing at a “No Kings” protest today in Chicago
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This is basically every interaction when Burnham announces a new small-scale cost of living measure
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Replying to @noahfinnadams
They get up to similar antics
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There is a reason why you do not hear the term "Opioid Epidemic" often in Europe and it's weird Americans cannot connect the dots.
Back when I lived in Germany I was being evaluated for surgery. I was in a lot of pain and asked the doctor what kind of pain killer would be appropriate because it was several months' wait His response was "We are not entitled to life without pain."
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Replying to @willnorman
Mate this one needs a complete redesign
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Evan Edinger retweeted
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows
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Replying to @andyburnham
Crazy how many bots are in the replies. Elon really flushed this place of any life
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Evan Edinger retweeted
Imagine being a kid and dying of measles, a disease we completely eradicated 27 years ago… because your parents watch Fox News and are as dumb as a fucking dickhead with a dickheaded brain
The Pennsylvania measles outbreak has surpassed 1,000 cases, making it the largest U.S. measles outbreak in 35 years.
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Evan Edinger retweeted
commenting “disgusting AI slop” under a picture of my friend’s healthy newborn child
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Replying to @TheAlanColeShow
I believe what they’re going for is “hope again”
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Replying to @TheAlanColeShow
I was at the conference. Just came back. Feeling very proportional votey 👀
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Evan Edinger retweeted
You may not like him, but Logan Paul deserves some credit for pushing for legislation to protect our national parks and forests. For more info, google Logan Paul forest
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Replying to @ICOEPR @thetomska
Benedict Taha Reb and Bertie this gonna be LIT
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Evan Edinger retweeted
Dear Americans, this week's compromised type of FOOD is *spins the wheel* ICE CREAM that has been contaminated with *spins the wheel* STONES
The FDA has announced a recall of salted caramel ice cream due to possible contamination with "small stones and other hard objects."
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Replying to @breebunn
With a healthy dose of immense guilt and shame
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Replying to @ordinarytings
It’s not psychosis, it’s productivity
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