Jack of all trades; master of pun. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇸 Represented by Ziggurat. Business Enquiries: EvanEdinger@gmail.com

London, England
Joined April 2009
New video about how to tell something is written by AI is doing quite well! youtu.be/9Ch4a6ffPZY
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The world you were born into no longer exists
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"I don't mind trans people, I just don't want their existence shoved down my throat" Brother, it's conservatives shoving trans people down your throat. They can't shut the fuck up about them. It's every political podcast, rally, and advertisement. It's all they think about.
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Having read this full article, it must be ragebait. Random freelance journalist with hilariously daft takes. Strongly considering doing a full video breaking it down as it’s so hilariously bad
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Niggas in Paris are exploding the Eiffel Tower because baguettes cost too many euros but in America we do the cha cha slide for the Epstein files make it make sense
Demonstrators dancing at a “No Kings” protest today in Chicago
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This is basically every interaction when Burnham announces a new small-scale cost of living measure
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There is a reason why you do not hear the term "Opioid Epidemic" often in Europe and it's weird Americans cannot connect the dots.
Back when I lived in Germany I was being evaluated for surgery. I was in a lot of pain and asked the doctor what kind of pain killer would be appropriate because it was several months' wait His response was "We are not entitled to life without pain."
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“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows
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Imagine being a kid and dying of measles, a disease we completely eradicated 27 years ago… because your parents watch Fox News and are as dumb as a fucking dickhead with a dickheaded brain
The Pennsylvania measles outbreak has surpassed 1,000 cases, making it the largest U.S. measles outbreak in 35 years.
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commenting “disgusting AI slop” under a picture of my friend’s healthy newborn child
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You may not like him, but Logan Paul deserves some credit for pushing for legislation to protect our national parks and forests. For more info, google Logan Paul forest
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Dear Americans, this week's compromised type of FOOD is *spins the wheel* ICE CREAM that has been contaminated with *spins the wheel* STONES
The FDA has announced a recall of salted caramel ice cream due to possible contamination with "small stones and other hard objects."
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Deleted a dick pic of mine and got 2GB of storage back
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I pray u experience this at least once in your life.
Walking alone in a foreign city at night, realizing how far you've come.
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I’m like the opposite of Ai. It took me over an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.
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Wtf has happened to the price of hotel rooms?? I only want to stay a night not buy the fucking hotel.
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Americans when they discover what a group of fish is called
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The only porn that I’m into is porn myself a nice glass of warm milk before bedtime.
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People be like “I needed this” and it’s just a weekend of abusing substances with their friends
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