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Well, thereβs only one thing to do now to stop the Doomers. Trump needs to rename the Ethereum Foundation the βSuper Ethereum Foundation.β
Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash.
Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase).
Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets.
IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster).
Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the ErdΕs unit distance conjecture was our warning shot.
Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time?
Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.)
Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once.
Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case.
I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026).
Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS.
Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security.
The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.
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this is insane
a coffee shop is using AI to monitor every employee and customer in real time
> how many cups each barista has made
> how long every customer has been waiting
> who's working fast and who's falling behind
walmart already does this across all their stores.
it's only a matter of time before every small business has access to this kind of tech.
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1/ Fusaka is coming December 3rd.
Ethereumβs next major upgrade shows that the network can grow to meet global demand, without compromising on decentralization or permissionlessness.
Whether youβre a user, builder, institution, or operator, hereβs how Fusaka will impact you.
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Ok make the most pro-crypto president in history win the election
Now send his own meme coin to zero with no bounces
Ok now send random tech stocks 1000% instead of crypto
Now use these tech companies to spy on the population
Double the cost of living
Ok now give their jobs to immigrants
Blame job displacement on Chinese manufacturing and start a tariff war
Wait till they sell
Now undo the tariff war
Ok now convince them that 4 year cycles arenβt a thing anymore at the top of the 4 cycle
Now start the tariff war again
Shut down the government
Tell them they jave a gambling addiction
Ok give boomers more tax braaks and send their gold to ath because they worked harder.
Wait till boomers die now send the dollar to zero.
At this stage of the cycle, ETH isn't allowed to crash if it's still below All Time High. Once it's above, it still needs room to crash back to the previous All Time High. This is the way. π§π»ββοΈ
This is the exact moment I knew ETH was going to $20k.
It's crazy that Michael Saylor is this dangerously unexposed to Ethereum while watching Tom Lee beat him at his own game.
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The stars are aligning for ETH:
β© $1.25bn ETF inflows over 19 straight days
β© Adoption as a treasury asset
β© Price turnaround (+100% from lows)
Institutions are noticing.
Weβve come together to tell the world why.
Introducing ETH: Digital Oil for the Digital Economy
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