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RIP Tom Skerritt. A great actor who had an uncanny ability to show up in the most iconic movies, even if it was with the briefest part. I did a wide-ranging talk with him a few years ago that's still one of my favorite interviews [Gift link]: vulture.com/2021/10/tom-sker…
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Intelligence and wisdom are different stats for a reason.
I think it’s time to open ourselves up to the possibility that despite his ability to amass a fortune estimated at $2.3 billion, Vivek Ramaswamy’s brainpower far outpaces his wisdom and judgment.
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University of Chicago students want Congress to repeal the 1958 Onion Futures Act, which banned futures trading on onions after a notorious market manipulation scheme. | @JohnPuri2026
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𝐉𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐬𝐭 ⚓️@jaycostOct 21
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The fact that so many self-proclaimed experts who make a living on polling and elections accepted fake results is really striking.
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Unfortunately for the GOP, Ds have a pretty extensive history of freaking out regardless of how good or bad their prospects are.
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This is super-exciting. If you go to the RCP website, you'll see the "RCP + AI" button. Signing up (which you should do with whatever email you use for AI) will send you to instructions on how to add a connector that you can then use for research into RCP's poll database.
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voters: I have to choose between food and getting to work
Paxton: (slurring) talafreako wants to trans your kids
Ramaswamy: amy acton was raped by her stepfather. can she be trusted to lead?
Trump: ever stare at the small of a man’s back
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“The Simpsons” was a beloved animated sitcom that ran for ten legendary seasons and concluded in 1999. The show was celebrated for what was widely perceived as a near perfect run that wrapped before it wore out its concept and overstayed its welcome.
Creator Matt Groening and showrunner James L. Brooks famously decided to bring the show to a conclusion after experiencing the negative audience reaction to the season 9 episode “The Principal and the Pauper,” in which it was revealed that the school’s principal was actually an impostor who had stolen the real Seymour Skinner’s identity. Brooks did not want to sully the show’s legacy by doing a bunch of weird episodes as the franchise slid into mediocrity and cultural irrelevance, so the writers and cast decided instead to go out on top and end things on a high note.
However, because of its centrality in 90s pop culture, a long-running Internet joke is to pretend “The Simpsons” is still on the air, a premise that gets more absurd and deranged with each passing year. If this show were still producing new episodes, it would be in its 38th season now, and most of the voice cast would be in their 80s.
The joke is to imagine how distorted this charming show would have become if it had been stretched out to more than 800 episodes. Comedy posters on “weird Twitter” used to try to top each other by making up terrible ideas for what modern episodes of the show might be like.
For example, a viral 2012 tweet imagined an episode where Lady Gaga helps Lisa Simpson with her self esteem. In 2019, popular shitposter Megan Amram originated the premise of Bart Simpson becoming a men’s rights activist to protest a gender-swapped reboot of “Itchy and Scratchy.”
But perhaps the most elaborate Internet “Simpsons” joke was a 2017 YouTube mockumentary “The Problem With Apu,” in which the comedian Hari Kondabolu ironically pretended to be offended by the charming and innocuous convenience store owner character Apu.
Everyone thought this was hilarious, especially since the show had been off the air for nearly two decades when the mockumentary was released. So, Twitter ran with the joke by pretending to “cancel” Apu, and the viral gag memorably resulted in the character’s voice actor, Hank Azaria, recognizing the meme by promising never to perform the character again, which everybody thought was really funny since Azaria had been retired for years.
Now, nearly a decade later, fans are pretending that the show — which has now been off the air longer than most people tweeting about it have been alive— has brought back the “cancelled” character with a new racially-appropriate voice actor.
I actually don’t think this is that funny, and I kind of think the gag of pretending “The Simpsons” is still airing new episodes has overstayed its welcome, a mistake the actual show “The Simpsons” would never have made.
If you haven’t seen this 1990s classic, which — and I cannot emphasize this enough — ended after 10 seasons in 1999, you can watch all the episodes on Disney+ (except the one with Michael Jackson that got pulled from streaming).
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Apu has returned to The Simpsons.
The character got a speaking appearance tonight for the first time in almost a decade, with Sunil Malhotra taking over the role.
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New available for all, it's the @Political_Beats look at the the music and career of The Cure. We're joined by @derekwilc for Part One of this episode -->
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Thorne 🌸@ExistentialEnsoOct 19
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You Can Eat Anything
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No exaggeration, this guy might be the best interview in pro sports right now
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Scott Lincicome@scottlincicomeOct 19
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Good people fighting for a great cause.
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there's actually no reason an american congressman has to comment on the french riots, which makes ro khanna's coming out *in favor* of the chaos all the more surreal. guy truly could have just said nothing.
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ok, but look, this is my point
Trump knows "stick a finger in the eye of Putin when you're trying to negotiate with him" would be unhelpful even as an adversary
and he sticks fingers in the eyes of non-adversaries, constantly, for no justifiable reason
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The media figured out that Trump declines to say "death to Russia" when he's trying to negotiate with Russia, so they make a game out of demanding he denounce Russia and claim he's TurboHitler if he doesn't.
As for Ukraine, the antagonism goes both ways. Zelenskyy picked that fight in the Oval Office when all he had to do was show up, smile, and take the damn victory lap in what was *supposed* to be an event showing there was no daylight between Kyiv and Washington. That revealed something about Zelenskyy's mindset that can't be ignored.
It's just getting very tiresome to see the constant accusations of Trump "coddling dictators" when he imprisoned one and wasted another in the span of two months this very year - and he's got his sights set on a third in Cuba, no less, and is shipping weapons that are decimating the army of a fourth. This wordcel mysticism, where reality exists only in press releases, should be studied in a fucking lab
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The full exhange from my interview with Abdul El-Sayed on whether Israel is a U.S. ally, how Netanyahu's ouster would change his views and his message to Jewish Democrats on the fence about his candidacy in Michigan's Senate race. @MSNOWNews
































