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Emma Allen

@EmmaRAllen

Mum, wife, distraught Saints fan, comms officer, tea drinker, cat lover, needs at least 8 hours sleep a night or else…

Joined December 2014
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A look back to our @Glastonbury appearance last month and our hotel room rehearsal of Happy Hour with Norman @FatboySlim
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As Boris Johnson announces he'll be joining GB News, I thought I'd offer some suggestions of news segments he might like to present: Covid inquiry, lying & law-breaking in Parliament, the truth about #Brexit, the Russia report... any other suggestions? theguardian.com/politics/202…
Boris Johnson to join GB News as presenter

Boris Johnson to join GB News as presenter

Former PM likely to receive a six-figure sum for role at channel, which already features Jacob Rees-Mogg and Lee Anderson

theguardian.com
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The 🐐 and Lionel Messi
Lionel Messi stands for a photo with Charly Alcaraz during Argentina training, both wearing branded quarter-zips, Messi’s in Navy and Charly’s in light blue.

ALT Lionel Messi stands for a photo with Charly Alcaraz during Argentina training, both wearing branded quarter-zips, Messi’s in Navy and Charly’s in light blue.

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Sometimes you have to throw the kitchen sink
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Is your football club a massive football club?
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The rule of three suggests there is one more ex-Southampton forward who has left our reality about to reveal themselves
luke (@louorns) profile pictureluke@louorns15 Jul 2023
Rickie Lambert is on some mega gear because he can’t be serious with this
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Word of the day is ‘mumpsimuses’ (16th century): those who insist they are right and apportion blame to others without looking at themselves.
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One thousand retweets and we’ll draw the whole album for charity please do not retweet
Image from No Score Draws ✍️ (Alex & Sian - BOOK OUT NOW!) (@CheapPanini)
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Final whistle for the ‘pink ’un’: British football’s last-surviving matchday newspaper closes dlvr.it/SVNdMV
Final whistle for the ‘pink ’un’: British football’s last-surviving matchday newspaper closes

Final whistle for the ‘pink ’un’: British football’s last-surviving matchday newspaper closes

After 119 years, Portsmouth’s Saturday evening Sports Mail has printed its last issue. A dedicated reader bids this singular British institution a fond farewell

theguardian.com
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#Endofseasonshoutouts #Shoutout to Cowplain Spartans U12s at their presentation evening, celebrating winning team of the season. #Grassrootsfootball #JuniorFootball #AdultFootball #SundayLeague – at South Shields, England
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When someone is arrested, contempt of court laws kick in. If you’re tempted to share a hot take on social media - don’t. You could end up jeopardising any future trial, and could find yourself in prison. #Lawsplaining
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Just want to say a massive thank you to the @ManCity fans for my £5.50 that I found on the pitch. Should I buy lottery or a nice cold beer. Not sure if they were for me but I’ll take them @premierleague @FA #cointhrowers #badshot #cryifwedontwin
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Image from Gareth Abernethy (@AbernethyGareth)
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Thank you for submitting your audition for the next series of #LineofDuty but we’re looking for a character with at least one redeeming moral principle and a performance that places even just a scintilla of doubt in the audience’s mind that he might not be totally bent
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Absolutely gutted to hear this. Five bloody series of @UnforgottenTV I've written, thirty sodding episodes, and all total nonsense I now learn. #Unforgotten @TVSanjeev
robert (@RobDunsmore) profile picturerobert@RobDunsmore5 Dec 2021
Raab, "The police don't normally look back and investigate things that have taken place a year ago"
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When you get a jobsworth ref 😂 xitter.cf/AndrewW20569553/status…
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Viz Comic@vizcomic14 Sep 2021
Exclusive picture of Nicki Minaj's cousin's wedding.
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Replying to @EmmaRAllen @CommonPeopleNor @pulp2011 @therealnickbank @guardian
👍 Let’s all meet up in the year 2022...
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Very British exaggerations: -The wind nearly blew me away -The queue was a mile long -I've told you a million times -I stepped in a puddle about a foot deep -I’ve been on hold for hours -The bread was rock hard -I’ve got about 10,000 emails this morning -It was fun
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I’m in the upper level of wanting-kids-back-in-school as I’ve got 3 of them at home bouncing off walls. But if you want teachers (and don’t DARE forget lunch ladies & janitors AND their families) back in school, I simply ask you vaccinate them first. Thanks, murder-adjacent cunts
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