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Mum, wife, distraught Saints fan, comms officer, tea drinker, cat lover, needs at least 8 hours sleep a night or else…

Joined December 2014
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A look back to our @Glastonbury appearance last month and our hotel room rehearsal of Happy Hour with Norman @FatboySlim
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As Boris Johnson announces he'll be joining GB News, I thought I'd offer some suggestions of news segments he might like to present: Covid inquiry, lying & law-breaking in Parliament, the truth about #Brexit, the Russia report... any other suggestions? theguardian.com/politics/202…
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The 🐐 and Lionel Messi
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Sometimes you have to throw the kitchen sink
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Is your football club a massive football club?
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The rule of three suggests there is one more ex-Southampton forward who has left our reality about to reveal themselves
Rickie Lambert is on some mega gear because he can’t be serious with this
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Word of the day is ‘mumpsimuses’ (16th century): those who insist they are right and apportion blame to others without looking at themselves.
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One thousand retweets and we’ll draw the whole album for charity please do not retweet
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Nice to see @OriolRomeu getting his customary yellow card in his first match for @GironaFC Some things never change! 😉#saintsfc
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Can’t ever listen to Basshunter without thinking of @scott_mills 🤣
OMG Evergreen was the first dance at our wedding. What a tune! Bringing back happy memories 😊@scott_mills @Chris_Stark @BBCR1
#Endofseasonshoutouts #Shoutout to Cowplain Spartans U12s at their presentation evening, celebrating winning team of the season. #Grassrootsfootball #JuniorFootball #AdultFootball #SundayLeague – at South Shields, England
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Amazing night @RoundhouseLDN seeing the incredible @CrowdedHouseHQ Waited a long time for this moment but it was well worth it 🤩
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When someone is arrested, contempt of court laws kick in. If you’re tempted to share a hot take on social media - don’t. You could end up jeopardising any future trial, and could find yourself in prison. #Lawsplaining
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Just want to say a massive thank you to the @ManCity fans for my £5.50 that I found on the pitch. Should I buy lottery or a nice cold beer. Not sure if they were for me but I’ll take them @premierleague @FA #cointhrowers #badshot #cryifwedontwin
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On my way to SMS and the traffic lights aren’t working on Hedge End Sainsbury’s roundabout. Never seen the traffic flow so well! #saintsfc
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