Thank you for reminding me internet 😒

Second to last day of our quarantine and we have a new friend to keep us company 🐈

Therapist: You have commitment issues Me: What do you mean? A 2.5 year running shared @monzo tab with my bf over a joint account is completely normal 😳

Any great content people looking for a summer gig? Come join us 💛

Stupid motorcycle trip cancelled for a second year 😭 I just want to be super uncomfortable and miserable for two weeks. All in the name of bragging rights.

It’s official: wind is the worst weather 🌬 🚫

I got laser eye surgery in March 👁 ⚡️ Perks 🤓 20/20 vision 👓 No foggy mask glasses 🧳 Can pack even lighter Downsides: 🧅 No longer invincible against chopping onions

Putting a country on the green list that you literally can’t fly to is like telling your kids they can have a pet, but they have to pick between a dragon, unicorn or giant sloth.

Looks like someone sorted on the wrong column 🤦‍♀️

Who is going to fix the insurance industry? We had our bikes stolen. Locked up in a gated mews. Can’t see them from the street. @MyUrbanJ won’t cover them in our property insurance because they weren’t under a roof and won’t cover out of house because they were on a private mews.

Watching the @Create_Jobs pitch night 😍 This is the most talented and supportive community. Thanks for letting me mentor. Congrats on what you’ve built @Abadesi 👏

Have you really lived in East London if your apartment block hasn’t featured in at least one episode of Luther?

Do you ever pick up a pen and realise it’s been days since you last wrote something by hand? 🖊 👩‍💻

Fun game: how many years of experience do you need for this job? 🤔

Got these beauts on the way. @ImmyFeenan @SBinLondon post-lockdown skate crew? 🛼