@ElizabethTeets

Comedian, Jumpsuit Queen. Isn't She Great @HollywoodTheatr Writer @nytimes @latimes @reductress https://xitter.cf/t.co/fBPsAIRcpx

 Hollywood, Los Angeles
illdecideinthecar.substack.com
Joined May 2011
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i love art history! there’s no other reason i’m posting this image of judith slaying holofernes painted by artemisia gentileschi
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Imagine revealing yourself as a Trump and Russell Brand supporter in one go. Anyways, I would like to congratulate Audra on her 100th Tony early.
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Happy for Audra McDonald today
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Carmen IRL@Carmparens18 Oct 2024
H - nothing wrong with me O - nothing wrong with me T - nothing wrong with me T - NOTHING WRONG WITH ME O - something's got to give G - something's got to give O - SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE NOWWWWWW
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Thrilled to make my debut in @mcsweeneys by speaking out on an important issue that impacts us all
McSweeney's@mcsweeneys17 Oct 2024
"If it wasn't for lesbians, we wouldn't even have the concept of forcing all of your friends and family to meet the new love of your life, only to break up with her a few days later." mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-o…

An Open Letter to Love Is Blind Producers About Why We Need a Lesbian Season

“If it wasn’t for lesbians, we wouldn’t even have the concept of forcing all of your friends and family to meet the new love of your life, only to break up w...

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🇦🇱🇽🇰@atcnements23 Sep 2024
Pop Base
@PopBase23 Sep 2024
Johnny Depp to receive the Lifetime Achievement award at the Rome Film Festival.
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Tom Zohar@TomZohar23 Sep 2024
I have nothing to add on the Olivia Nuzzi scandal except to say that Lily Rabe and Dennis Quaid are going to absolutely kill it in the limited series Ryan Murphy is probably cooking up as we speak
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janey e jones@pineandredoak11 Sep 2024
beautiful tweet
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Guy Branum@guybranum11 Sep 2024
To be clear: I also put out.
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Time to stop for a little iced coffee
Breaking911
@Breaking9119 Sep 2024
BREAKING: Harvey Weinstein rushed to hospital for emergency heart surgery - ABC
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I’m pitch something unhinged to @TheCut drunk
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mary@elaine_stritch7 Sep 2024
how do we get Patti LuPone on Hot Ones
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Me and @gregmania
✧@northstardoll2 Sep 2024
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k8 ⎕@noposhchoc232 Sep 2024
it’s time.
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@charli_xcx2 Sep 2024
goodbye forever brat summer.
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Why is it always “u up?“ and never “come jump in bimbo friend, let us do it again: hit the town, fool around, let’s go party!”
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I would like to amend my previous statement about which Gallagher brother is correct in all matters
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The new Sabrina Carpenter album shouldn’t be this good. I won’t explain further.
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I am a special type of white trash…she died when I was 30
Qadi
@Bigqadi23 Aug 2024
Did y'all ever get to meet y'all Great Grandma? Seriously tho....I wanna know
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Nothing feels dated quite like hearing a Fergie song.
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