@ElPlatanoPapi

Oh boy here I go sinning again

Joined July 2016
I chimed in with a havent you people ever heard of, feeding the ducks some bread
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When I’m a medieval farmer and go outside to enjoy the cool summer night air only to witness the colossal skinned corpse of a god appear for a fraction of a second and then vanish right before my eyes
Rare red sprites captured above a village in Corsica during thunderstorms near Spain Photographer Florian Riou captured this rare phenomenon, in which red flashes appear high above thunderstorms and last only a few milliseconds
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Real America's Voice interviewed a guy at the Trump rally in Ohio who blasted Trump for peddling "lies and garbage." He went so hard on Trump and JD Vance that they cut the interview short.
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I always freak out whenever a woman tells me she has an IUD because in 2004 my Humvee hit one in Iraq and my platoon leader was killed
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A bobcat that has completely adapted to life as a domestic cat
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Jesus. Just getting started.
🌴 Bali has suddenly run out of gasoline The island has turned into one massive traffic jam. Many gas stations have closed, while drivers are forced to wait for hours to get into those that remain open. Denpasar, Kuta, Badung and Jembrana have been particularly hard hit. In Jembrana alone, fuel shortages have affected 14 gas stations. The widespread disruption was caused by delays in the arrival of fuel tankers, Indonesian media report.
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THIS IS FROM MICHAEL BLOOMBERG, NOT ZOHRAN MAMDANI. Each new mayor takes over this username. You guys cannot genuinely be falling for this 😭😭😭
As rocket attacks & airstrikes continue to intensify, we stand united in solidarity w/ our friends in Tel Aviv & southern Israel
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Welcome to world little ones! The cutest new arrivals have just hatched. Adorable spur-winged lapwing chicks made their debut yesterday and today! They are about as tall as your pinky finger!
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2026 midterms hall of fame tweets so far
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Wow! A distant Kingfisher??
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Institutional investors whenever a company says they’re solving an obscure AI bottleneck
BREAKING: Broadcom’s CEO compares many AI investors to casino gamblers who don’t know what they’re betting on.
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Remember when Republicans said DEI was hiring an unqualified person based on their looks? ANYWAY.
OMG she is brutally bad at this
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when the average homeowner is 60 and above you lose this sadly
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JD Vance's entire approach to politics is so uniquely comically pathetic bc it's just him trying to prove how unwoke he is to a base of Nazis who openly hate his Indian family and call him a fat chud
Happy Columbus Day!
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JUST IN: Sneako's viewership drops to 29 after Ukraine strikes multiple Russian bot farms
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He got handed strong and growing economies twice. The first time, he was talked out of most of his crappy policies and the economy kept growing, albeit a bit slower than Obama II. This time, he was going to show everyone how smart he was and fucked the economy six ways to Sunday
one of these things is not like the other…
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River Monsters coming back?
River Monsters is BACK liberals in shambles
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This picture is so fierce
Hurricane Isaias: Flamingos ride out storm in zoo’s bathroom wsbtv.com/news/trending/hurr…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The image shows flamingos sheltered at Zoo Miami during Hurricane Andrew in 1992, not the ZooWorld Panama City Beach event during Hurricane Isaias. snopes.com/fact-check/fla… wfla.com/news/watch-fla…
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Better than a Netflix documentary.
"The Bottom of the Grand Canyon is Extremely Strange"
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Kamala Harris Lays Groundwork for Third Presidential Run — WSJ
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zeehondencentrum, the seal center that rescued many internet-viral seals like chabashira and witje, faces bankrupcy due to unexpected financial stress caused by the development of their new facility, withdrawal of government funding, and lower-than-expected visitor income
With a heavy heart we must announce that Seal Centre Pieterburen Foundation will likely have to file for bankruptcy within 2 weeks. 😭 This threatens to bring an end to our rescue of seals in need, just as the new pup season is about to begin. Read more: zeehondencentrum.nl/nieuws/z…
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