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Vasto Lorde retweeted
“but there's one thing that time can never erase… the place we hold in people's hearts.”
cristiano ronaldo ~ 2026 ❤️
Vasto Lorde retweeted
Y'all keep slandering Mike, but forgetting ONE key detail he didn't freeze because of fear, he froze because the Beast Titan spoke. Imagine a snake starting a conversation with you before eating you even Levi would be shocked.
Vasto Lorde retweeted
You see that Roma game. For me, it epitomises how I see him as a footballer. That and the retirement gimmick
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🚨🗣️ Achraf Hakimi on why Messi, Mbappe and Neymar never worked:
“When Messi arrived, he destroyed our playstyle, made us feel like small players and killed our attacking threat. That’s why we were knocked out of the UCL in the RO16 back to back.” 🇦🇷🫣
Vasto Lorde retweeted
Reminds me of when I attended this interview, failed all the questions and they said “congratulations, you got the job” 😂
Vasto Lorde retweeted
The thing about this is....
Cristiano Ronaldo became a professional around 2002, while Messi was 2004.
The season Ronaldo started scoring was exactly the season Messi saw someone to compete with and they started to go band for band. That was exactly the 2006/2007 season they both finished behind Kaka in the Balon D'or.
So, logically, Ronaldo spent 4 seasons doing tricks and being a midfielder who didn't care about those numbers while Messi spent 2 seasons doing same. It means Ronaldo would have wasted over 100+ games before Messi came into the picture.
Meanwhile, if we use your logic, Messi scored 474 goals in over 550 games while Ronaldo scored 311 in 292 games.
Should we consider Ronaldo the greatest in La Liga history?
Vasto Lorde retweeted
This is exactly why the best psychiatrists are usually the ones that have ran mad before.
Vasto Lorde retweeted
Went home and tore his ol lady up
Last night I was *flirting* with this very attractive man and then I realized that I had him backed up against the wall and I said "oh I don't want you feeling like you're trapped" and I switched places with him so I was backed against the wall and he said "oh I'm definitely not trapped" and then stepped closer to me. He did not ask for my number or try to kiss me or ANYTHING after like 30 minutes of intense flirting and just said "You're funny. I like you." And he LEFT.
AHHHHHHHHHH. 😆
Vasto Lorde retweeted
- Ibrahimovic and Thierry used Cristiano to revive their career during WC
- Mikel Obi has been constantly trying to get Cristiano’s attention by asking stupid questions about him
- Ten Hag was prematurely sacked at Bayern Leverkusen and he’s trying to talk down on Ronaldo to gain sympathy.
Nobody’s calling United Nations to interfere now, the day Cristiano Ronaldo responds I don’t want to see tears o 🧏🏾♂️😂
Vasto Lorde retweeted
the hate would flow freely, unchecked by any claims of ism or phobia. just a regular guy? he’s finished 😭
Vasto Lorde retweeted
This is the league they want us to take seriously? 😂
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Lionel Messi will NOT be suspended in the MLS due to a strange rule.
Messi already has been shown 5 yellow cards in the regular season, which in theory would be suspension-worthy.
However, there is a good behavior rule in the MLS, in which you get a yellow card removed from your total tally if you play 5 games without being shown a card.
Messi has played 5 consecutive matches without being booked several times, so the rule applies to him, and he gets NO suspension.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
It is important to make very clear that this is a longstanding rule added in 2006 that applies to everyone. It was not created for Messi.
mlssoccer.com/about/competit…
Vasto Lorde retweeted
If this brudda was black, the UK media would have finished him a long time ago 🤣
🚨 Jack Grealish spent two consecutive nights drinking and partying just days before being axed from Everton’s squad over a disciplinary issue! 😬
The 31-year-old, who earns £300,000 per week, enjoyed two nights out on October 19 and 20.
On Monday night, Grealish attended the Pride of Britain Awards in London before heading to a karaoke bar, where he stayed until the early hours of the morning.
He then returned to the North West, attended Everton training on Tuesday and went out again that evening.
This time, Grealish was spotted drinking at The Mucky Pup pub in Wilmslow alongside Everton teammates Jordan Pickford and Tyler Dibling, as well as former Manchester City teammate Kyle Walker.
The group watched PSG vs Barcelona in a private room, with witnesses describing plenty of drinks being consumed.
Just days later, Grealish was left out of Everton’s Carabao Cup victory against Newcastle, with manager David Moyes confirming:
🗣️ “The club made the decision and I support it.”
[The Sun]
