@EdanStarforth

Doctor of Expectation Management. Dad of 3. Dyslexic, shows in tweet quality. 🚴 🥾 Not entirely serious

 Manchester, England
Joined September 2010
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Alright lovely folk. See you in a month - providing Space Elmo hasn’t tanked it by then of course
James van Gils@EdanStarforth30 Aug 2023
Right I’m going to go #scrollfreeseptember Not sure how I’ll cope Any tips? @laurevans311
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Merry Christmas
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James van Gils retweeted
Semolina@katganly30 Aug 2023
Another August, another struggle with being (grossly) underpaid. August is so expensive anyway and it would have been real nice to not have to do this annual harassing of payroll.
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A runner has just gestured to me to move out of his way. Erm no run round me?!
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Sure you like running, good for you. Just don’t do it at peak times and assume everyone should just get out of your way
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The funniest bit was that he did it after he ran past me and sort of gestured after that made it look like he was wafting a fart?!
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Back to school shopping with the eldest help
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I no longer have bento box envy
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Right I’m going to go #scrollfreeseptember Not sure how I’ll cope Any tips? @laurevans311
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Oh go on then
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Parenthood is saying your kids names at progressively louder volumes until they hear
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Gone to Salford and it’s like going back in time
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One of the downsides of living in a well insulated new build is that the only way to cool down is to just be in my pants the whole time
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you ok hun xoxo
Majority Report@majorityfm25 Aug 2023
EL OH EL
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Really enjoyed Barbie a second time around. Still makes me uncomfortable that Barbie centres Ken’s feelings even after he steals her house and tries to disenfranchise her. He doesn’t take “no” for an answer on more than one occasion
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Can we all just appreciate the genius of #Barbie starting with 2001 A Space Odyssey so that men up and down the land can mansplain to their girlfriends?
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We’ve had a lovely time in Wales. Going to finish the trip by taking all the kids to Barbie
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Con Air is on. Go on then
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I think they may have used actual rolls of foreskin?!
Ian Lewins@ianlewins27 Aug 2023
Were I the owner of Lush, I’d be tempted to re-think the name of this soap. Not convinced the smell of infected foreskin is top of my fragrance list.
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Peak teenage boy distilled in to a 30 second clip
Pepe Meme
@pepe_fgm26 Aug 2023
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