Does whoever decides this "fall back" mess accept bribes? What's their Venmo?

Dude was in such a hurry to get home, he didn't let out a single wee. He ran full throttle into the woods. My kids said they liked his style. We named him Hairy Styles. I'll report back if we see him again. 2/end

I live on a farm. This morning, a hairy baby pig ran through our yard, which is odd because we own exactly zero pigs of any kind, much less hairy ones. But the little guy never stopped running. He Forrest Gumped his way through at full hairy baby pig speed. 1/2

to be clear we do not have flying cars, we have flying car

I hope so

"Chat, attend this next meeting as me, but me in a much better mood."

more should be said about the impact of ozempic on church pot lucks, there are nanas going home with entire untouched casseroles

questions: is it a christian band, or christians in a band is it a gas station starbucks, or a starbucks in a gas station is it ai, or is it any reel from your mom

for proper coverage, we can add wifi repeaters on the flock cameras

you know who really got out in front of this ai thing? the guy in our town who stands in the ross parking lot fake-playing the violin to a track. he was on the ross/tractor supply/marshall's lot tour before ai music existed. a trailblazer. dude will be the last to lose his job.

if the plague's career finally takes off this year, prepare to hear the most annoying person you know say "oh i had the plague in 2025"

... hear an annoying hum/buzz in the distance. We can hear trains at night miles away so I would think we'll hear that, too. Property value... who knows. South GA never really has the increases/decreases like rural spaces closer to major metro areas. 3/end

But apparently the state EPD has to review that. They have a comment period. I will comment. I've read they can be loud and a nuisance to live near. Light pollution also an issue. Property value? Who knows. My gut feel is we'll pay more for power and probably 2/

Hard to tell. No question it'll be a nearly year-round draw on the aquifer because "closed loop cooling" is only that when humidity is low enough to do that, otherwise they can draw from wells. Folks with older wells already impacted during droughts will probably be impacted. 1/

great PR for the datacenter they're building 5 miles from my farm

trojan goats full of cats

if they do build that planned datacenter five miles from our farm i will counter it with cats. one cat for every nvidia chip. bring it on.

chick-fil-a: how can we preserve unique human interaction mcdonald's: can ai launch a mcgriddle directly into a face

what Brian said

this morning i learned: if i sit down on some steps next to a hampton inn to look at my phone while wearing a baseball cap, people will think i'm homeless