Does whoever decides this "fall back" mess accept bribes? What's their Venmo?

to be clear we do not have flying cars, we have flying car

"Chat, attend this next meeting as me, but me in a much better mood."

more should be said about the impact of ozempic on church pot lucks, there are nanas going home with entire untouched casseroles

questions: is it a christian band, or christians in a band is it a gas station starbucks, or a starbucks in a gas station is it ai, or is it any reel from your mom

you know who really got out in front of this ai thing? the guy in our town who stands in the ross parking lot fake-playing the violin to a track. he was on the ross/tractor supply/marshall's lot tour before ai music existed. a trailblazer. dude will be the last to lose his job.

if the plague's career finally takes off this year, prepare to hear the most annoying person you know say "oh i had the plague in 2025"

if they do build that planned datacenter five miles from our farm i will counter it with cats. one cat for every nvidia chip. bring it on.

chick-fil-a: how can we preserve unique human interaction mcdonald's: can ai launch a mcgriddle directly into a face

this morning i learned: if i sit down on some steps next to a hampton inn to look at my phone while wearing a baseball cap, people will think i'm homeless

Everybody has that one friend who swears there's no AI video in their feed. And if you don't have that friend, I hate to break it to you —

New York is suing Polymarket for running an illegal gambling operation. Polymarket said "we will fight for our users" and sued New York in return. Bets on the outcome of the lawsuits now trading on Kalshi.

gas is so high i just got a call from my insurance company saying regular unleaded is not covered

are we all in agreement that the cost of living is currently preposterous

Love God. Love your neighbor. Buy a used Samsung flagship phone and turn the group text green. #blessed

For a while now, I've wanted to post about overthinking, but I have been torn between covering the factors that lead to overthinking vs. the outcomes of overthinking. Either way, I think I'll get there eventually.

Lord give me the endurance of the ceiling fan in our bedroom that's been running non-stop since Obama's first term

them: have you met your deductible me: no but if ever do i'll give him a piece of my mind