@EdMBNL

Bowel cancer survivor & comedian. Writer of #SillyRhymes (as published in an e-bike shop in Reading). Facebook/EdMBcomedy. Insta+Threads @EdMBNL.

 The Netherlands
ko-fi.com/edmbnl
Joined August 2019
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This "provaxxers vs antivaxxers" debate blew me away by how shockingly unprepared the 2 "vaccine skeptics" were. Anecdotes, stories and unfamiliarity with the basics from the get-go. I thought they would try to feign knowledge or have some interesting Qs. Nope
The Real Truther
@thereal_truther23 Sep 2025
🔥 Dr. Dan Wilson schools tech millionaire Steve Kirsch & Pierre Kory on measles & vaccines
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Ed MB@EdMBNL10 Apr 2023
Elon Musk is what happens when bad comedians never get heckled.
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The haters said she couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly great call from the haters.
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I don’t understand people who can fall asleep immediately. When do you do all your panicking and overthinking?
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A letter from President Biden

ALT A letter from President Biden

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It’s…
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Oh wow - this website reveals the names of everyone who's ever confessed on @fesshole shorturl.at/6jZyA
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"We have this epidemic now that we call early-onset colorectal cancer, and we’re trying to raise awareness," says #StandUpToCancer Colorectal Cancer Health Equity Dream Team co-leader, Dr. Fola May. Hear more from her in @BHMinfo: bit.ly/3J3oYdC.

Dr. Folasade May, On Colorectal Cancer & Health Equity

Dr. Folasade May, On Colorectal Cancer & Health Equity | It's easy to start these stories with stats about how we have higher incidences of

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I don’t understand a word but I can’t stop laughing.. 😂
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Craig@panks_796 Jan 2024
This is incredibly powerful. Please do check-in with your friends and family. If you know someone is struggling, reach out. You may really help. xitter.cf/lfc_arrow/status/17432…
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A friendly reminder from #StandUpToCancer: Your cancer does not define you. Only you can define you. 🧡
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This is cinema.
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Let’s talk. Colorectal cancer is 91% beatable if detected early. That’s why screening is so important. Join @GeorgeLopez, #StandUpToCancer, and @Providence and make an appointment to get screened today if you’re 45 or older. Learn more at Providence.org/SU2C.

Let’s Talk Colon Cancer | George Lopez for Stand Up To Cancer and Providence

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Ed MB@EdMBNL6 Jul 2021
If you upset my mum and she's bawling, When you're gardening I'll come-a-calling. Any shoes in plain sight Will be left with no right So your choice will be hopping or crawling.
Fesshole🧻
@fesshole6 Jul 2021
Old prick who lives across the road got in an argument with my mother, made her cry. Next day I noticed he left his front door open when he was in back garden, I entered quickly and stole one shoe from each of the five pairs neatly lined up in the hall. Still feel great about it
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Ed MB@EdMBNL11 Dec 2021
I made quite the sex party faux-pas: My sauce blanche went a little too far. The next soirée, I planned To have someone on hand For a manual 'pardonnez-moi.'
Fesshole🧻
@fesshole11 Dec 2021
At a sex party, I overshot my partner and spunked on a French guy's leg. Just saw him again at another party. I was with a different partner. Got her to give him a handjob. She had no idea why, but it was my way of saying sorry.
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Ed MB@EdMBNL11 Jun 2021
Replying to @fesshole
The mere sight of wet clay makes me vomit Since I sculpted my first sex toy from it. A great master of arts Might mould smooth lady parts But I kinda f*cked Wallace & Gromit.
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Ed MB@EdMBNL13 Sep 2021
I'm well known for my musical feats And fame comes with all manner of treats, Like to learn from my dad Of the fun that he's had Rumpy-pumping along to my beats.
Fesshole🧻
@fesshole13 Sep 2021
I'm a fairly prolific electronic music artist and this week my dad confessed to me that he'd had sex to one of my albums.
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Ed MB@EdMBNL19 Jun 2021
Replying to @fesshole
Our confessor's afraid of the cistern So it's only fair that we assist 'em: There's a float; under that There's a valve for a tap Which turns on 'til it's stopped by a piston.
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Ed MB@EdMBNL14 Apr 2023
Should I monetise my jokes and silly rhymes on this profile with a link for tips/donations/requests?
62%Yes! Get that money!
9%No! Art is slavery!
13%Yes, but 50% to charity.
16%No. Get a real job.
107 votes • Final results
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