Thank god EDC invested in the line in the off season

Can one of the cartels in Brazil find Marlon Humphrey

I want to know what @benshapiro audience looks like. I have an idea but I think they may be more grotesque then I could imagine

I saw this fat Israeli goy Dwarf @HaleyforMI in my nightmare stealing cheese and crackers from my kitchen

My ex added me back to her private story to show off her new bf getting drafted to the MLB… he def can’t make make a marg like me tho

Count your days @shakeshack, your shitty as burgers got me pissing out my ass for over a day now

I feel like @PressSec smells like old Fritos

Ham sandwiched trying to do my last webworkd assignment ever call me Kash Patel

Shout out my 8 year old ultra boosts, @adidas keep this quality up!

Warm weather always reminds me how awful my t-shirts are to wear in public

Kinda bored at the bar, might just QB sneak my boy

30 year old Tweaker near me at the brary is rapping to himself in between calling lawyers threatening to sue them. Might just call it a night and start drinking.

Thoughts on drafting Riley Nowakowski from Indiana in the late rounds? Could be a potential fb/blocking te for us

I want to know how Michigan fans feel about non Michigan students/alumni who go/went to other schools but are die hard Wolverine fans. Do they see them as their equals? Personally I think their miles worse then actual attending Michigan fans.

How tf am I supposed to goon and procrastinate my work when my entire apartment Wi-Fi is down. Really need AePi and the Big Yahu to come in clutch today. #PrayforIsreal #IsrailiStrong @netanyahu @AEPi @realDonaldTrump

Found a earring in my bedroom and not sure if I should ask shorty if it’s her or not, seems like a trap

Watching a rando ufc fight night on mute with good aux >>>>

This lil guy talking hella shit to me right now, fuck you Mr beer