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The Spider

@Earth1Spidey

Ummm... I like... webs...? That's, umm... that's about it. Also a kickass Hero!! Or... Menace? Depends on who you ask. (P.S.: Love me and get a signed balloon.)

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Joined June 2013
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No, I, uh. I heard your name was "Peter". Only a... a stupid guy would.. would have that name...
@TheMainGuardian What kind of a name "Star-Lord"? Your real name must be /really/ stupid! It's. It's what now? Oh. that's embarrassing
It makes me spider-uncomfortable to see young, hot Carrie Fisher. She's like, a grandma to me
Um, so Flash Thompson (bully at my school) just told me I looked like Paul Ryan. I. I don't. WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!
Hey! That's... that's just /mean/. xitter.cf/Psyxlocke/status/85907…
Elizabeth Braddock (@LadyBriton) profile pictureElizabeth Braddock@LadyBriton1 May 2017
"I see Spider-Man is still a menace. Good to see some things never change."
You guys are something else. Wait, Earth 11? Please tell me I'm at least hot in /that/ one... or do they call me Puny Petra? xitter.cf/LetThereBeTea/status/8…
the hatter. (@LetThereBeTea) profile picturethe hatter.@LetThereBeTea1 May 2017
"Earth 11 is the best verse. Because of me mostly." xitter.cf/theburlapdoctor/status…
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// Hey erbody, go follow my Batman account @Th3Batt
How much web fluid do you think I could put in Deadpool's shoes before he notices?
Or that weird breathing thing he does in the mirror as he gives himself a buzzcut oh wait. Ohhhh wait my bad, that was Shane. My bad xitter.cf/AmazingOnceMore/status…
Peter Parker (@AmazingOnceMore) profile picturePeter Parker@AmazingOnceMore17 Apr 2017
"Or the occasional twitching when he hears someone say punishment." xitter.cf/Earth1Spidey/status/85…
He probably snores and burps sea shanties, or whatever Veterans-turned-psychopaths sing in their sleep. xitter.cf/AmazingOnceMore/status…
Peter Parker (@AmazingOnceMore) profile picturePeter Parker@AmazingOnceMore17 Apr 2017
"And when you do?" xitter.cf/WarJournalEntry/status…
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/always/ say that.
I, uh... Tony? Cap? Can /anyone/ gimme any context? xitter.cf/IronPep/status/8523425…
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// Guys feel free to go over and follow my new account @Th3Batt. I'm looking for some RP action!!!
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Can't believe that @RealTonyStark is like my movie dad. What the hell? My movie dad can't have a goatee!
Just once. *Fires webline* Just once I'd like to sit on a billboard and eat a sandwich without someone trying to rob a f%#$ing bank.
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