Tony Stark / Iron Man

If they’re not going to have me in the movies anymore I guess the only thing to do is have three Spider-Men.

If Doctor Doom buys Twitter I’m outta here.

Peter’s new movie is out on digital formats. Get it now, even if I’m not in it. B+ facial hair from Stephen. It’s not quite epic like mine but it does the job.

What’s the point of a #SpiderMan movie without me being in it?

When you take diversity really seriously you don’t fuck up like this @starwars. fanbyte.com/news/report-in-m…

Remember when we made the Columbine shooters heroes? Neither do I.

I can loan you some Life Model Decoys, they’ll applaud on cue. @_Zatanna

There are only 6 kinds of stories: - Man vs. Nature - Man vs. Himself - Man vs. Machine - Tony Stark vs. Captain America - Tony Stark vs. Thanos - Tony Stark vs. Alcohol

Elon Musk has the taste of a seven year old. xitter.cf/Sidy18120064/status/11…

Tucker Carlson is calling for violence against police and the rule of law. I thought #bluelivesmatter, but I guess not when it’s a (hypothetical) law you don’t like. @TuckerCarlson is clearly Hydra.

I mean if we’re grading on a curve here…

When you’re really mad about comics but haven’t actually read any comics part 274.

I’m starting to think that life would have been way easier had I gotten Pepper a suit years ago.

Good news: I have bought the film rights to Spider-Man. Bad news: That used up all my budget so the next movie will be Peter shopping at a Trade Fair in Queens. #SpiderMan #MCU

Love you 3000. #AvengersEndgame #TeamStark

Thank you to everyone who is going to see #AvengerEndgame tonight. Your support over the past 11 years since my first movie has been so gratifying. My accountants thank you too because boy have I made a lot in royalties off these #MCU films.

Good.