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It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

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Joined March 2022
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Of course I talk to myself, that bitch gets me
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It’s a little early to be choosing violence, but here we are
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Hot dogs as a lifestyle
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Let it be known that on this day in this hour, in this minute, in this second, I'm the one fighting autocorrect for you all.
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unclench that jaw you gorgeous little overstimulated freak
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Jackson@kerouac741Nov 6
I like a bad idea that is really good
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my sleep paralysis demon, whispering directly into my ear canal* …. “exxxxxxxxxxxsSpecially”
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Feeling pretty bad I used to make fun of older people for eating dinner early and being in bed before 9pm, that shit is lit
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Jono@whoinvitedjonNov 2
The phrase "music to my ears" seems redundant. What other body part would it be for?
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Instead of “no-nut November”, can I suggest “no-noise November” where everyone just stays quiet
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A gentle breeze blows through your hair as I remind you that you're not defined by your moderate to severe plaque psoriasis
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I’m giving out candy cigarettes and lawn darts tomorrow because nothing matters anymore
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@EVA240115 Nov 2023
Hope you set your cocks back. #fallback
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I'm going as Rusty's balls for Halloween
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Lollipop from the doctor hits different after a prostate exam
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Lacey
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It has been a loooong day. I need a cocktail and a rotisserie chicken
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You life isn't a joke. Jokes bring people joy.
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I don’t really feel up to “crushing it” today, is there a different option?
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Sex is cool but have you ever taken a drink, swallowed a little air and felt the slow piercing sting of death travel into your chest but the sweet release of the ever after never comes?
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can't, there's a cat on me
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