Historical EU federalist turned sustainable pasta lobbyist. And contributor to the Berlaymonster EU satire blog.
Joined March 2021
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BREAKING: EU PLANS UK BAILOUT UNDER DRAGHI-LED GOVT
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read more off of berlaymonster dot com.
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BREAKING: Israeli spies hack @dreynders’ phone to find a list of impenetrable acronyms and lunch appointments berlaymonster.com/post/israe…
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BREAKING: EU UNITY NOW MEASURED IN 'EUCOSECONDS'
Scientists have discovered a new unit of time to define the period of EU unanimity following the outbreak of the Ukraine crisis.
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BREAKING: Facebook will pull out of the EU unless you immediately share this with your 5 closest friends, Zuckerberg warns
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Breaking: @EU_Commission randomly assigns 50 shades of green to everything.
The new project is called a “taxonomy”, ‘involving billions of litres of green paint and several very broad brushes.’
#greenwashing
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Screenshots of the texts were provided to Berlaymonster from high-level sources who requested anonymity “for bloody obvious reasons”
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Busy day for the von der Leyen commission today 👀 👀 berlaymonster.com/post/the-w…
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📅 Wednesday 2 February: Janez Lenarčič appears at an event entitled “Annual Reminder I am a Real Member of the College of Commissioners”
Next week's European Commission calendar is online now:
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UKRAINE CRISIS MARKS BIGGEST TURNING POINT FOR EU SINCE LAST ONE
and until the next one.
*Latest steaming pile of fresh hot euro-take now out.*
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BREAKING: EU UNVEILS FURTHER POLICY NAVIGATION METAPHORS
EU still losing its way despite multiple Roadmaps, Compasses and Lighthouses.
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Everyone looking forward to France taking over the EU presidency on 1 January: I’ve got some BAAAAD news for you berlaymonster.com/post/eu-in…
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NEW on the @Berlaymonster website:
The European Commission's long-awaited 'gig economy’ proposal creates new EUBER app, redefines EU officials as ‘platform workers'
Need a non-paper? There's an app for that: 📱 EUBER
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BREAKING: Ursula von der Leyen has doubled down on her earlier plans to cancel Christmas and commanded the EU to convert to Satanism berlaymonster.com/post/eu-bo…
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BORIS RILES FURTHER EU CAPITALS WITH BLAME FOR UK PROBLEMS
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“It’s a dirty corporate brand that is one of the worst polluters in society,” said Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte. “But at least it’s not Shell.”
Another scoop from @EU_Spaghetti: Shock in London as Tory HQ relocates to the Netherlands
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Looks like @EU_Spaghetti got his tongs on the real #COP26 agreement and I don’t think @GretaThunberg is gonna like it
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BREAKING: BERLAYMONSTER RELAUNCHES WITH NEW LOOK AND CLICKBAIT "ANTICLIMAX REVEAL"
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Moderately annoying news for super-rich people in this @mseltzermayr scoop: they may have to switch law firms again
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