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Altiero Spaghetti

@EU_Spaghetti

Historical EU federalist turned sustainable pasta lobbyist. And contributor to the Berlaymonster EU satire blog.

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Boris Johnson pulls out of UK leadership race, aiming to challenge Xi Jinping instead.
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Berlaymonster@Berlaymonster27 Sep 2022
BREAKING: EU PLANS UK BAILOUT UNDER DRAGHI-LED GOVT #fantasyheadlines read more off of berlaymonster dot com. berlaymonster.com/post/eu-pl…
EU plans UK bailout under Draghi-led govt

EU plans UK bailout under Draghi-led govt

The EU is planning a blockbuster bailout of former offshore territory United Kingdom, plotting a fresh comeback for its favourite topcrat Mario Draghi in a holding role as PM.Following a collapse of...

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Russia says Loch Ness Monster to blame for damage to Nord Stream gas pipe.
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So much fuss today about the EU's new Single Market Emergency Instrument and still no clarity about what it is. Is it a violin, a cello or a piano? #SMEI
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Look at the absolute state of the union
Every possible thing that Ursula von der Leyen failed to mention in her #SOTEU speech today THREAD (1/10,000,000,000)
After a summer molto caldo your favorite sustainable pasta lobbyist is back with the REAL text of the State of the Union speech as VDL delivered it #SOTEU berlaymonster.com/post/hasht…

HASHTAG SOTEU - VDL's speech *as delivered*

There were some subtle differences between the written version of Ursula von der Leyen's State of the European Union speech circulated today, and the version she gave to MEPs. It's understood vdL was...

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Manfred Weber lives in his childhood school. What a weirdo.
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I remember my first interrailing trip
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Three amigos on their way to Kyiv
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Why is Ursula Von Der Leyen advertising Duvel ?
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If Shakespeare had been an EU official: "Exit, pursuant to a bear."
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Isn't it weird how Von Der Leyen's 7 children are all named after Commission DGs? There's the eldest AGRI, the high earner BUDG, tiny but influential SANTE, the nerd JRC, the loner COMP, the travel-loving EEAS and the hipster CLIMA.
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Brussels says it will send Ukraine a "cutting edge" defence system known as G4S
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After news of the Les Républicains party being unable to afford its €5 million campaign fees, its leader rebrands as Valérie Can't-Paycresse.
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BREAKING: Israeli spies hack @dreynders’ phone to find a list of impenetrable acronyms and lunch appointments berlaymonster.com/post/israe…
Israeli spies puzzled by ‘inane’ contents of Reynders’ phone

Israeli spies puzzled by ‘inane’ contents of Reynders’ phone

Israeli spooks who managed to hack the phones of senior EU officials have pronounced themselves “baffled” at the meaningless string of gibberish they found there. After spending billions on twenty-...

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Who else is wondering how exactly Borrell will manage to screw up his meeting with Zelenskiyy?
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BREAKING: EU UNITY NOW MEASURED IN 'EUCOSECONDS' Scientists have discovered a new unit of time to define the period of EU unanimity following the outbreak of the Ukraine crisis. #fantasyheadlines berlaymonster.com/post/eu-un…
EU unity now measured in 'eucoseconds'

EU unity now measured in 'eucoseconds'

Scientists have discovered a new unit of time to define the period of EU unanimity following the outbreak of the Ukraine crisis.The 'eucosecond' describes the brief moment EU governments were able to...

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It's not snow, it's a Special Meteorological Operation.
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One year of EU satire #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Josep Borrell announces new Fit for 95 package
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