
Successor of #SofaGate guy. President of the @EUCouncil and #EUCO summits. Parody - obviously.
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BREAKING: CHARLES MICHEL ARRESTED FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE AFTER EU SUMMIT SHOWS BALLS
#EUCO #fantasyheadlines
Not Antonio Costa retweeted
CORRECTION: Apparently something did happen at #EUCO? We're investigating
EXCLUSIVE: Today's EU summit is going to be “fairly standard and not at all extraordinary, crucial or even crunch.”
For working dinner, "I was thinking we order some takeout Thai, then maybe Netflix and chill.”
@AmericanEUDude on #MichelMonBel and #EUCO
berlaymonster.com/post/exclu…
EXCLUSIVE: Today's EU summit is going to be “fairly standard and not at all extraordinary, crucial or even crunch.”
For working dinner, "I was thinking we order some takeout Thai, then maybe Netflix and chill.”
@AmericanEUDude on #MichelMonBel and #EUCO
berlaymonster.com/post/exclu…
After the roaring success of my #SofaGate statement last week on Facebook, I decided to publish a follow-up to make things even better.
Thanks to @EU_Spaghetti here it is in full:
berlaymonster.com/post/charl…
Well, at least the world finally knows I exist.
Though they missed the real #SofaGate.
Sounds delicious. Can you send me the recipe?
#EUCO #MasterChef
The #FrugalFour insisted on throwing Merkel a surprise birthday party. Without cake.
#EUCO
Chillin' with the #EUCO bros
Turn up the 🔊
© @KallergisK
Well, our #EUCO went okay. I think.
Apart from Boris Johnson #zoombombing.
Ouch. @florianeder is throwing so much shade it bruised my knee.
politico.eu/newsletter/bruss…
Showing solidarity with Italian economy. Can someone bring me a pizza, please? 🍕
#EUCO
Meeting @DarthErdogan tonight to discuss some... issues.
Blackmail? What blackmail? I'm just giving my pal @DarthPutinKGB a hand.
#Idlib #Assad #Putin #Erdogan #Erdoganistan🇹🇷















