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Replying to @ESGhound
I would simply comply with the law next time
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He says the name just fine when he’s begging the Qataris for a personal jet or the Saudis for funding for his son-in-law’s private equity firm. Wonder what’s changed?
Trump on El-Sayed: "His name is actually Abduladadalalalala. It's Adulbabababababa Mohammed Al-Sayed. So his middle name is Mohammed. So I was right. He's a jihadist."
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this is like criss angel mindfreak for pedophiles
OMG the Tesla Roadster just flew in the air!
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Vivek Ramaswamy's new ad features an Ohio couple worried about losing their family farm. The husband is a registered sex offender.
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CSS is a catastrophically stupid bigot, as I have consistently reiterated for years but that trick car was just a cold thruster demo unit like the one general dynamics showed years ago with a dummy car shell over it. This is all so stupid, that's not a real product
Lesson #1 in aerodynamics: never say something will "never fly" Anything can fly with enough thrust 😉
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elon fanboys are some of the biggest rubes to ever walk the face of the earth
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lol i just learned this doofus went to cedarville which teaches students that the earth is 10,000 years old. so much of all of this makes sense now
It’s never been more accessible to run your own complex models. SpaceX has many technical variables and Larry’s work here does a great job of exploring them. Check them out Models tell wonderful stories with the distribution curves. Tornado charts are very helpful in exploring your model assumptions.
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vaccines make you gay, adam and eve had a dinosaur powered car like in the flinstones, and bounding laws of physics are woke nonsense
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die stalinistischen Kalifat-Linken haben den McDonald‘s-Vorstand unterwandert, um den McRib abzuschaffen, damit deutsche Männer nicht mehr mit lebenswichtigen Schweineproteinen versorgt werden und zu schwach sind sich fortzupflanzen. Das deutsche Volk soll aussterben.
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Replying to @TeslaLarry
3/ Most of that value comes from orbital data centers. My base case has about 296 GW of computing in orbit by 2040, and that only happens if Starship keeps driving launch costs down. The rest of SpaceX is solid; there could be product surprises (Elon has never failed in this) but this is where the upside lies.
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lmfao remember when sir peter was gaslighting people that they'd launch in *2024* maybe 2028 is possible but the space bubble will have been fully flushed by then, enjoy your bags
Out of all the times for Rocket Lab $RKLB to announce Neutron delay… They choose to do it on the day stock is down 8% and almost 20% for week. wtf @Peter_J_Beck @RocketLab?!
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can i interest you in some $rklb bags at 50x revenues and -40% ebitda margin
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And.....scene.
Wow you are a moron. There is literally zero chance of $2 per share.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
It hit $2/share x.com/MebFaber/statu…
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I’m so happy about this!
Business journalist and bestselling author @bethanymac12 has joined our reporting team as chief financial correspondent. She will expand Inc.’s coverage of private equity and venture capital, private and public markets, and the financial forces shaping entrepreneurship today.
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muh space economy droolers about to get the sledgehammer, inshallah
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Oh look it's the dipshit who doesn't understand how anything works
SpaceX has a long history of turning the laughter following these statements into periods. Honestly kind of boring at this point.
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SpaceX Plan to Launch 456 Starships a Year in Texas Under Review lol
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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"Starlink Mobile’s real constraint might not be satellite coverage but capacity per square kilometer." "The base satellite case supports about eight mobile subscribers per km²." rcrwireless.com/20261007/car…
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Whoa, whoa, whoa… For YEARS, I’ve been told (and hounded!) about Enovix being a leading “silicon-anode” battery developer and manufacturer. Virtually every press release leads with that claim. But recently, it occasionally doesn’t, including today’s earnings pre-announcement. In green below, a certain dog didn’t bark. Compare to red. Sure, $ENVX still mentions it at the very end. But, wow, what a pivot. What is one to make of it? For today, it’s just a regular lithium-ion, graphite-anode battery company? Those generally trade at 1-2x revenue, if they’re great. Less, if they’re subscale money-losers. Enovix is run-rate ~$45 million of revenue, burns cash, and has a $700 million EV. Chairman Rodgers alludes to meaningful cost cuts to be announced with Q3 earnings: “We are now directly addressing our cost structure and profitability. We will report the first accomplishments of our cost reduction program in our Q3’26 report on November 12.” Obviously a tremendous company; perhaps the best battery company in the world.
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*touches earpiece* i'm just getting word that you will die alone. that's a hearty lol, rodger rodger. over
Attention Chris Hatch: I am surrounded by 20-35 year old women in my life that are dumb, incapable, useless, and fat. Everybody is fucking them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don't get it.... 1. Their body count is higher than my victory royale count in fortnite. 2. They get 100s of matches per week on dating apps, they literally don't see me as a human. 3. They make more money than me in the same position. 4. They go to female-only gyms for their yoga classes to avoid me. 5. If I somehow get their number, they text back one word responses. 6. If I take them on a dinner date, they stare at their phone the whole time to get a free meal out of me. 7. They think I'm a weak bitch soyboy if I give them princess treatment bc they're comparing me to one of the dozen chads they've fucked in the last year. 8. If I date well below my SMV-match, she still thinks she's better than me and feels like she's settling for me, expecting me to be her wallet. 9. She expects me to be an infallible provider who makes no mistakes, ready to leave me the instant I lose frame by giving her the ick for sneezing the wrong way. I can keep going until I find a unicorn, but she is at minimum 1 in 1000. It is completely unrealistic. My life is empty and meaningless knowing I will never have a companion. I wish you never experience the same misfortune in life. Happy Coping.
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