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Hell is real and soaps are sinners. Thus, we've decided to start training their endurance so that once their time comes they'll be ready for the scorching flames of the eternal inferno.

Hey guys, this is Soap Of The Day's mom and I'm asking you all to stop being mean to them Oh my goddd mommm don't tweet that! It's okay my soap child I'll defend you from online hate. Obviously, she didn't say that. My parents never made me feel human. It all started when I was

We're extremely glad you all enjoyed my previous post. But with all due respect, it wasn't funny nor is it Soap Of The Day's purpose to be funny. I run this account because if I'm not SOTD, my privilege of life will be revoked by higher powers. You shouldn't laugh, but weep.

My name is Soap OTD. Where is my ball? I'm running out on the road, there is a car... And it's going to hit m-AHHH!!! Haha yeah, sorry, I was a victim of a hit-and-run and had to be revived by an employee. Again. To someone like me, life and death have lost all of their meaning.