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Hell is real and soaps are sinners. Thus, we've decided to start training their endurance so that once their time comes they'll be ready for the scorching flames of the eternal inferno.
My coworkers are actual children.
[<-- pissed because coworker told him to "look under there" and he fell for it 💔]
[ding! the elevator doors open, and out comes ■■■■■■■. squinting, he looks around him, trying to get his bearings. where did this thing take him this time?]
//resetting this account btw. everything before this never happened. except the stuff with Redd's Augustine I'm keeping that










