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DysfunctionalDavid retweeted
CS2 Giveaway – Flip Knife | Lore (Factory New)
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One lucky winner will be picked in a week. Good luck!
DysfunctionalDavid retweeted
Kansas City is really on another planet when it comes to sports fandom. The difference between #1 KC and #2 Boston is greater than the difference between Boston and #15 Los Angeles.
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Septic Pneumonia is a brutal sickness Ben Askren got it in May 2025 and had a double lung transplant. I got the same sickness in November 2025 and didnt have a lung transplant. I still struggle to breathe when exercising. i cant believe he just wrestled 6 hard minutes, incredible
DysfunctionalDavid retweeted
Wanna rep one of these replica basketball jerseys from The Lost Game?
🚨 RT for your chance to win 🚨
DysfunctionalDavid retweeted
mfs was tagging @CounterStrike for years asking "WHEN CACHE?!?!" and now it's literally everyone's first ban in premier 😭😭😭 unserious community
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Zlatan is Zlatan, but finding out he has a super wealthy girlfriend of over 20 years, she's ten years older than him, they have two sons together, and she hasn't agreed to marry him yet, tells me she's actually the baddie in the relationship
DysfunctionalDavid retweeted
That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december
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IF YOU WANNA BE FIRED UP JUST WATCH THIS EDIT THE USMNT SOCIAL TEAM COOKED UP!
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
DysfunctionalDavid retweeted
BREAKING: Folarin Balogun's one-game suspension has been lifted; will be available to play in the Round of 16, per @AdamCrafton_
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Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?
Because we gave them that L in 1776.
