@DysfunctionDave

Life’s swinging hard, but I’m swinging harder! 😈 https://xitter.cf/t.co/LfJt9jGNNe

 United States
Twitch.tv/dysfunctionaldavid
Joined August 2009
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Added this to my collection 🔥💎 So grateful I stepped into crypto best decision I made. My coach really put me on game and handled all the hard parts like a real boss. Forever thankful 🙏🏽 Thank you coach 🐐 @BriCrypto_NFTs
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Pulled a clean $52k out of crypto bag and copped me a new ride the same week 🚘💨 Every risk, every late night it all paid off. Man, stay locked in and stay patient for your moment too 👏🏼😁 Big shoutout to my coach @BriCrypto_NFTs for showing me the game 💯🔥❤️
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SkinPlace
@SkinPlaceOffJul 24
CS2 Giveaway – Flip Knife | Lore (Factory New) To enter: • Follow @SkinPlaceOff • Like & Retweet One lucky winner will be picked in a week. Good luck!
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August
@AugustMMXXIIIJul 23
new ak giveaway #2 like + retweet
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@AugustMMXXIIIJul 23
new ak giveaway like + retweet
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@AugustMMXXIIIJul 23
new ak giveaway like + retweet
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Rany Jazayerli@jazayerliJul 23
Kansas City is really on another planet when it comes to sports fandom. The difference between #1 KC and #2 Boston is greater than the difference between Boston and #15 Los Angeles.
FOX Sports PR
@FOXSportsPRJul 22
The Heart of America 🇺🇸 Kansas City, Boston and Austin lead the way as Top Local Markets for FIFA World Cup 2026™ on FOX and FS1. 🏆⚽️📺
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brandon buckingham
@Buckingham_ShowJul 19
Septic Pneumonia is a brutal sickness Ben Askren got it in May 2025 and had a double lung transplant. I got the same sickness in November 2025 and didnt have a lung transplant. I still struggle to breathe when exercising. i cant believe he just wrestled 6 hard minutes, incredible
Happy Punch
@HappyPunchJul 19
Ben Askren just retired after his wrestling match against Belal Muhammad “Every single day I wake up and thank God for the chance to do it one more time.”
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Kansas City Chiefs
@ChiefsJul 17
Wanna rep one of these replica basketball jerseys from The Lost Game? 🚨 RT for your chance to win 🚨
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@propernatorJul 10
mfs was tagging @CounterStrike for years asking "WHEN CACHE?!?!" and now it's literally everyone's first ban in premier 😭😭😭 unserious community
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Sassington, M.C.
@MissSassboxJul 9
Zlatan is Zlatan, but finding out he has a super wealthy girlfriend of over 20 years, she's ten years older than him, they have two sons together, and she hasn't agreed to marry him yet, tells me she's actually the baddie in the relationship
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Boppa 🧟‍♂️
@ihatebblsJul 7
That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december
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Well @USMNT it was a good run, too many mistakes tonight 😒
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Waffle House@WaffleHouseJul 6
Said it once…and we’ll say it again 🇺🇸
Waffle House@WaffleHouse30 Jun 2014
We don't believe in Belgium waffles
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In honor of the @USMNT game tonight here’s a little throwback to senior night! Crazy how fast time flies
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Barstool Sports
@barstoolsportsJul 6
IF YOU WANNA BE FIRED UP JUST WATCH THIS EDIT THE USMNT SOCIAL TEAM COOKED UP! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

USA vs. Belgium Hype - Free Bird by MOONLGHT

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Holy throwback to welding school and working on the ranch with the fellas😂 like 2014 I think?
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Is it just me or does Goff lowkey kinda look like @HKane too😂
br_betting
@br_bettingJul 6
Mexico vs. England Round of 16
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What a fucking header from Haaland!!
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Get Haaland the dang ball!!!
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Zealand
@theoldzealandJul 5
The Balogun news has really made me aware of how much the whole US is paying attention to this World Cup The group chats are completely on fire, people are talking about it in the street, breaking news on local news stations, it’s wild
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