So we did a thing… youtu.be/wrdt4aL7m24

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Wild to get to share the stage with one of my agronomic heroes today

Excited to speak to the @MidwesternBioAg folks today at one of the coolest venues I’ve ever presented in and beyond honored to get to share the stage with the one and only Gary Zimmer.

I opted not to get a booth this year so I’m just walking around raising hell. Say hi if you see me.

Just had a painful reminder that the only airline to EVER fly is @Delta are they more expensive? Yep. And there’s a reason. They’re worth it. Thanks for taking care of me while I’m stuck in @fly2ohare all day Delta.

Is your planter set up with 2x2? Do you have ground that is light and sandy and burns up late or holds too much water and stays wet? If you said yes, maybe hit me up. $3.50 spent for a roughly 11 bu return seems pretty good doesn’t it? Independent data courtesy of @AgIntelAg

24 years ago I had the chance to go see @CreedBand and I was an idiot and didn’t do it. I’ve regretted that forever. My wife surprised me for my 42nd birthday and we are remedying that tonight. NGL, Scott Stapp’s still got it. This is effing epic. And so is my wife

I’m very proud that we started Alchemy Bioscience by building products in our garage and have grown into a lab, warehouse, and production line. On the off chance that you grow #cotton, work in cotton, or know anyone who raises cotton, would you do me a favor and share this?

Ok. So no snark here whatsoever. I am legitimately curious. Would any of you who are willing to pay these prices please answer how this is able to pencil in the “I” states?

So this one time, I got on X to check in on #agtwitter and like #agronomy and stuff and instead I got bombarded with political crap from both sides. And then I left and remembered why I’m never on X anymore. *sigh*

Any #cotton growers out here at or around Bloom that are willing to take a gamble on my mad scientist skills? Heading in to the lab this morning to cook up something new just for cotton. Hit me up asap if you'd be interested in free product in exchange for yield data.

Do you have a custom spray business? Are you looking to add products to your portfolio/offering for your customers? Well we’re looking for dealers! PiKSi Dust Plus is @BecksHybrids PFR Proven with an EXCELLENT ROI on #soybeans! Hit us up for more info.

POV: you’re in the lab making PiKSi Dust Plus 🤣 interested in #whatbluecandoforyou? ✅ Mitigate abiotic crop stress, ✅ provide an excellent ROI in a down market ✅ get the neighbors talking ✅ turn you into an Eiffel 65 song (now stuck in your head… you’re welcome)

It’s not too late to treat your seed before #plant2024! If you’re not set up with in-furrow, Powder Keg is a great option to get your seed set up for EXPLOSIVE growth with the power of silica! We’ve got crop specific formulations for 🌽 corn, Soybeans, and 🌾 small grains!

Remember that PiKSi Dust 2x2 I asked you guys to trial last year? It worked well enough we’re scaling up trials this year… and my workspace looks like I’m murdering unicorns again 🤣LMK if you want to try some FREE product in exchange for data

Stolen from @nfaleide on LinkedIn. But yeah. This hurts a little

Just getting started at the @ilsoyadvisor Better Beans meeting. If you’re here today hit me up and say hi.

Because #PDP is concentration based several guys have asked what the lowest rate they can run is. Sincere thank you to @RyanR_BMfarms for doing some cool trials this year. You're welcome to do what you want but I'd say you'd want to run at least 5. Most guys will be at 10-15.

I know we had a drought early on but ever since the rains started back up in July I’ve been saying that there’s a whole lotta guys across the I states about to learn you can raise 200 bu corn that’s only 6 ft tall