The unofficial parody account of the fake Dylan Stratton.
Martin's Family Cuts.
Joined March 2010
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Me watching Tanner McKee under center, handing the ball off to Dameon Pierce on Sunday
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Jordan Mailata is the only remaining OL from week 1.
#Eagles
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KENTUCKY 2-PT CONVERSION TO DEFEAT NO. 10 LSU IN OT 馃槺馃敟
FANS STARTED STORMING THE FIELD
(via @UKFootball)
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It is extremely rare to come across a player like @LaneJohnson65. Extremely rare
In the spring of 2013, I found myself on a field in East Texas working out a young Lane Johnson. I believe he was 22 years old
All these years later, to say I am proud of the career you built and the man you became would be an understatement. A Hall of Fame career. It鈥檚 been a privilege and honor to have coached you.
I am so proud of you, Lane
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Cam Jurgens was just a bad today as Landon Dickerson was last week.
#Eagles
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Jalen Hurts lead a game winning drive with no Saquon Barkley, no Dallas Goedert, and a dreadful offensive line.
Justin Herbert has now lost to the Cardinals and Raiders both AT HOME.
And yet watch how the media continues to treat both and make excuses for Herbert.
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Let this be a lesson to the entire league:
Whatever you do, do NOT poke this bear.
"You started that shit, I just had to finish it."
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Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds. Go Birds.
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It feels like the Eagles are either calling runs (that aren鈥檛 working) or calling deep passes (that the offensive line can鈥檛 block for).
Philadelphia needs to find some middle ground.
