@DylanStratton

The unofficial parody account of the fake Dylan Stratton.

 Martin's Family Cuts.
Joined March 2010
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Why is Cooper Dejean trash now?
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Laha’s is a special place. I’m here at 10:37am and the grill is already full of burgers.
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Rookie cards 📈📈📈📈
NBA on ESPN
@ESPNNBAOct 17
WEMBY COAST-TO-COAST SELF-LOB 🤯
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I hate 94WIP.
94WIP Midday Show@WIPMiddayShowOct 16
If Hurts’ season is done, and they win Sunday, should the Eagles inquire about Justin Herbert in a trade?
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82%No
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I would rather them put me in at QB than that mf
DraftKings
@DraftKingsOct 15
Justin Herbert to the Eagles ⁉️ CRAZIER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED IN THE NFL 😲
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I guess I’m done with NFL for the year. At least my NCAA team is good.
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Me watching Tanner McKee under center, handing the ball off to Dameon Pierce on Sunday
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Even though our season is cooked, this is dope. The GOAT Louisville King.
Philadelphia Eagles
@EaglesOct 15
We have signed RB Ian Wheeler to the Practice Squad.
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Did the NFL ban a new steroid or something this season? Players are dropping like flies all over the league.
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Jordan Mailata is the only remaining OL from week 1. #Eagles
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Please be okay Hunt!
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I swear Makai Lemon is good if they just use him right. It’s been so weird watching them throw to him behind the line of scrimmage over and over when he has made good plays when they throw it downfield to him.
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Does our defense suck now too? #FlyEaglesFly
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This man really got 2 top 10 W’s in his first 6 games
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CARDIAC CATS PULL OFF THE TOP-10 UPSET 🫨 @UKFootball x #SECFB
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KENTUCKY 2-PT CONVERSION TO DEFEAT NO. 10 LSU IN OT 😱🔥 FANS STARTED STORMING THE FIELD (via @UKFootball)
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Will Stein got the biggest balls in the state of Kentucky!!!!!!
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THE CATS ARE RAW!!!!!!!!!!
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Never let him kick again for the rest of his life
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Fake reaction from a snitch smh
Emmanuel Acho
@EmmanuelAchoOct 7
BREAKING 🚨: Eagles trading Center Cam Jurgens to the Baltimore Ravens! Instant reaction video: 😳😳😳
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video labeled an "instant reaction" shows the creator in exercise attire by a jump rope setup before a detailed prepared commentary, indicating it was staged. The Eagles-Ravens trade for Cam Jurgens was reported around the same time. theeagleswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/n… nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal… x.com/MLFootball/sta…
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