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Chillicothe, Ohio
Joined November 2012
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Having hoe friends is the worst. Anyone I speak to, one of my friends have boinked them🙄
Douchebag Dylan retweeted
Ok hear me out. I think girls get more enjoyment out of sex than guys do. Like have you ever stuck your finger in your ear to itch it? Like what feels better, your ear or your finger? THATS RIGHT YOUR EAR! Same concept...
Someone dumped bleach in the tank of my truck😒literally have to replace the entire fuel system now. See ya later $5,000
Why is my 2 year olds daughters favorite toy an old @markmartin @Valvoline action figure?
Douchebag Dylan retweeted
The evolution of bums has evolved... instead of standing on the side of the road they be posting their cash apps on social media.🙄
Every time Shawn Stepp leaves my house he says “don’t let your meat loaf and if I don’t see you before Halloween, jack a lantern” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Douchebag Dylan retweeted
On July 20, the automotive underground roars to life with GTA Online: Los Santos Tuners.
Featuring the LS Car Meet, where you can race, show off customized vehicles, and link up with contacts looking for skilled drivers and a chance at easy money.
