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Derrick mfn Benson

@BensonDerrick

i don’t know shit about fuck

 Chillicothe, OH
instagram.com/bensonderrick/
Joined December 2011
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@Whotfismick13 Apr 2024
Me: “i need to go out more” also me every time I’m free:
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m𑣲cèo@maceonotes22 Mar 2024
i’m very grateful to have a job to go to everyday...but FUUUUUCK, SHIIIIIT, DAAAAMMIT
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@Whotfismick2 Mar 2024
“thank god it’s the weekend” me Saturday and Sunday:
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@Whotfismick11 Jan 2024
Me: "I need to go out more!" Also me every time I'm free:
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jon drake@DrakeGatsby2 Jan 2024
“Hope you’re all feeling refreshed after the break” I binge-drank and ate nothing but sugar for 10 days it’s a miracle I’m alive
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🐌@Wheeema27 Dec 2023
“One drink won’t hurt” Me the next day
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Fredo
@FredoInDaCut99518 Dec 2023
you may be the love of my life, but in this game i don't know you
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Micheal Afolaranmi@TheAfolaranmi2 Dec 2023
when I say “heheheh” this is what I mean
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Sunny and cold? Sign me up for some garage beers. – at Texas, USA
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Is this thing still on?
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Toxichoodboys
@toxichoodboys11 Oct 2023
Bitches be like “my life a movie” Yeah a documentary on mental illness.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk3 Oct 2023
Believe what you see, not what you’re told
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Fredo
@FredoInDaCut99530 Sep 2023
“You're a jerk” “I kno”
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toxic king
@toxicking31 Jul 2023
She posted a story with her boyfriend but I still replied "this could be us"
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toxic king
@toxicking20 Jun 2023
Everyone: yeah she a hoe bro Me: I heard some good things about you
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Ain’t nothin like setting a 3am alarm at 12:30am
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk28 May 2023
Sorry this app takes up so much space
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