The Universe Smiles Upon You

Joined June 2013
Cavs haven't been able to handle a blitz since 2018 (maybe 2024 when they were actually committed to swinging the ball around)
Turnovers continue to plague the Cavs in the fourth quarter fearthesword.com/cavs-analys…
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Mezcal tastes like someone left a cig in your tequila
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I reverse engineered candy crush
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TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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this pumpkin is trying to sell me propane and propane accessories
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Mario Hezonja on waiving off Donovan Mitchell: “I told him you’re not supposed to bring the ball up under pressure. I waived JT out to go 1-on-1 against my mismatch. I spoke to James and Donovan, there’s 5 of us on the court and you need to read those mismatch situations.”
Donovan Mitchell didn't seem too happy with Mario Hezonja calling his own number on this play 😅 Hezonja was able to punish the mismatch though
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I’m so glad my parents didn’t meet in this era. My pops said he pulled my mom by writing her a poem.. gang you would’ve been a photo dump cover😭✌️
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Glad the 8 old Cavs fans who still have cable will be able to watch 🙏🙏
Source: The #Cavs and DAZN reached an agreement with DirecTV to air games this season, beginning tonight with the team’s home opener against the Brooklyn Nets. The game will be available to DirecTV customers on channel 660. Formal announcement is expected next week.
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That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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I’ve lost count but this is like 10 days in a row of him saying he thinks men are good looking
Trump on his generals: "These good were so good looking. I wanted to go out immediately and make a movie."
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Sure did play Cavs basketball
Kenny Atkinson on Cavs 29 point choke: “It’s Game 1 of 82. It’s a great experience. This is how you build character and resiliency. I look at it as a positive. We did some great things. We played Cavs basketball.” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I despise everything Kenny Atkinson stands for
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Cavs picked right up where they left off. Pathetic
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OBAMA BOTTOMS OSSOFF 😳
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SCOOP: Major U.S. banks are detecting unauthorized third-party AI agents inside customer accounts, including some attempting to take actions that appear to be independent of user instructions, sources told Axios. The findings have alarmed banking executives, who are racing to restrict access to their systems as AI moves at a velocity faster than financial institutions can respond, multiple industry and bank executives told Axios. Several banks are now preparing for worst-case and even “day after” scenarios, including how to rapidly secure or restore customer accounts if things go wrong, the people said. Several bank executives told Axios they're struggling to distinguish between human users and AI agents. One executive said banks also struggle to determine whether agents are authorized by customers or potentially operating without their permission, more akin to rogue agent behavior. Read my latest for Axios here: axios.com/2026/10/22/ai-agen…
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#Cavs Jarrett Allen just said he expects to play tonight.
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Everyone wants to talk QB Wins until they dont like the QB that's winning
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.@pablotorre's stories about going to school with Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy — from his alter ego: a libertarian rapper he called “Da Vek," to raising his hand in class with a 'V' symbol — are incredible. 😭😂
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